Jesus…better than playing the lottery.

August 21, 2010 by Julie · 1 Comment
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This is a chain email entitled “Just 27 Words”

God our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen. This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people including me. A blessing is coming to you in form of a new job, a house, marriage or financially. Do not break or ask questions. This is a test. Does God come first in your life? If so, stop what you’re doing & send it to 12people now. Watch what He does.

Concentrate on this Sentence

April 3, 2010 by Julie · Comments Off
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Concentrate on this Sentence

‘To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.’

When God takes something from your grasp, He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.

Concentrate on this sentence…
‘The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.’

Something good will happen to you today; something that you have been waiting to hear.
Please Do not break!
LET’S DO THIS.

JUST 19 WORDS

GOD OUR FATHER,
WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE
AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES AND ILLNESSES;
AND PLEASE WATCH OVER AND HEAL MY FAMILY
IN JESUS’ NAME. AMEN

This prayer is so powerful.
Pass this prayer to 12 people including me.

Read ASAP-Let me know tomorrow

March 12, 2010 by Julie · 4 Comments
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A stupid chain email I received today entitled “Read ASAP-Let me know tomorrow”

Her hand should be moving.

Let me know what happens to you the morning after you open this e-mail.
This is an unusual one. It actually gives you a time tomorrow.. Let’s see if it works.

GUARDIAN ANGEL
Forward this message the same day you received it. It may sound ridiculous, but it is right on time. We believe that something is about to happen. Angels exist, only sometimes they haven’t got wings and we call them friends; you are one of them. Something wonderful is about to happen to you and your friends. Tomorrow at 11:09 AM somebody will address you and tell you some thing you have been waiting to hear.

UNTIMELY DEATHS!!!!!!!!

January 14, 2010 by Julie · Comments Off
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BE SURE YOU SCROLL WAY DOWN TO SEE WHAT THIS MESSAGE HOLDS FOR YOU!!!! YOU JUST MIGHT BE SURPRISED!!! I WAS!!! DID YOU KNOW THESE FACTS? I SURE DIDNT TILL NOW
Death is certain but the Bible speaks about untimely death! Make a personal reflection about this…… Very interesting, read until the end…..
It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): ‘Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man sow, that shall he also reap..
Here are some men and women who mocked God:
John Lennon (Singer):
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said:
‘Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that.. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him’ (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During a show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:’God, that’s for you.’
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: ‘Not even God can sink it’
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: ‘I don’t need your Jesus’.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: ‘Don’t stop me; I’m going down all the way, down the highway to hell’.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend….. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: ‘My
Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.’ She responded: ‘Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here…..It’s Already Full ‘
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name
that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have
died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.
‘Jesus’
PS:
If it was a joke, you would have sent it to everyone. So are you going to have courage to send this?.
I have done my part, Jesus said ‘If you are embarrassed about me, I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.’
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this. No way! I’M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T.D. Jakes ‘8 Second Prayer.’ Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!
‘Lord,I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus’ name. Amen.’
Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU AND ME}…You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don’t ignore and let God bless you.

This email is so historically inaccurate it’s appalling…but fundies don’t care so much about facts. Nor spelling and grammar.

The sculpture probably melted 8 years ago

January 8, 2010 by Julie · Comments Off
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Look closely 
THE SCULPTURE IS AMAZING!!! Don’ t forget to read below the sculpture.
This is an unusual one. It actually gives you a time tomorrow. Let’s see if it works.
GUARDIAN ANGEL
Forward this message the same day you received it
It may sound ridiculous, but it is right on time
We believe that something is about to happen.
Angels exist, only sometimes they haven’t got wings
And we call them friends; you are one of them
Something wonderful is about to happen to you and your friends.
Tomorrow at 8:47 AM somebody will address you and tell you something you have been waiting to hear.
Please do not break this chain.. Send it to at least 7 of your friends

Fwd: Bank Account

November 22, 2009 by Julie · Comments Off
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If I don’t get this back,
I will know you really didn’t read it…
I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who sent it to me did not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord.
I know 10 people.


Does anyone else think the first picture from the chain email looks like the cover of a Harlequin romance novel?

Look at the picture…what picture?

November 20, 2009 by Julie · Comments Off
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