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- August 2010 (30)
- 30: Are you going to ask any? (3)
- 30: Who did the Christians ride? (2)
- 30: God and his silly cult followers (0)
- 30: Subways? Is Jared involved in the conspiracy?? (1)
- 30: Because hipsters are evil (0)
- 29: Where will you be tonight at 10pm? (0)
- 29: Are we talking about the same Thomas Paine? (1)
- 29: For the win: The comparison the Beckheads keep missing (3)
- 27: Because christianity is soooo oppressed in America (2)
- 27: Or at least one hell of a magic show (1)
- 26: I guess suicide is not an option (1)
- 26: Nazis are a growing problem we need to face (1)
- 25: God prays for his own miracles? (0)
- 25: What a pleasant way of life you preach (0)
- 24: Always making excuses for him (1)
- 24: Drama queen (1)
- 23: Knowledge isn’t required (0)
- 23: Well, there’s always homeschooling (0)
- 22: Have we got a video? Potholer54debunks stone teddy bears (0)
- 21: Jesus…better than playing the lottery. (1)
- 21: Fuck you tired, poor, huddled masses. Be like us or fuck off. (2)
- 21: The Campaign for Free Expression (0)
- 20: Conspiracy poetry… (0)
- 20: A B C is easy as 1 2 3 (1)
- 20: Especially 1 through 4 (0)
- 20: Oooh…you figured it all out (1)
- 20: Non-Believers Giving Aid (0)
- 20: Have we got a video? Stewart slays the christian right with their own words (0)
- 20: I figured there was some insane shit being tweeted about this (1)
- 06: Have we got a video? The self-loathing of Jesus in your life (0)
- July 2010 (31)
- 14: Jesus, the homework god (3)
- 14: Show me your dictionary…because you don’t know what “evolution” means (7)
- 14: I wonder what they’d see in a rorschach test (1)
- 14: What’s the difference? (1)
- 14: Liberalism, the embodiment of everything you hate (1)
- 13: A summer storm? It’s unheard of! (2)
- 13: Well now that you bring in statistics… (2)
- 13: Yeah, don’t get up and face reality (1)
- 13: Interesting dialogue (2)
- 13: Anniversary Posts (0)
- 13: Today we turn 1 (2)
- 12: Quick! Feed the homeless, Jesus might be watching! (2)
- 12: Over the frivolous loss of hard earned money? (0)
- 12: That seems about right (0)
- 12: Or maybe he doesn’t exist (2)
- 12: Ever heard of a dentist? (1)
- 11: Have we got a video? David Mitchell deals with Climate Change (0)
- 07: Typo or just clueless? It’s “Overton Window” (3)
- 06: Personal conclusion or a quote from Beck himself? (3)
- 06: Uncle Sam? (2)
- 06: Wonder what his second choice of execution would have been (2)
- 05: Give it a shot, you’d be surprised (4)
- 05: Obama brought the rain, I guess (2)
- 05: What, like dinner party seating charts? (2)
- 05: Just be an introvert and hate everyone else (3)
- 05: Yeah, how dumb (0)
- 01: So…can God clean this shit up? (1)
- 01: God, the ultimate GPS (3)
- 01: Condemn a friend to a life of celibacy? (1)
- 01: One who became an atheist maybe? (3)
- 01: Smurfs? (2)
- June 2010 (120)
- 29: Damn thieving Christians (4)
- 29: I bet he dreams of wearing matching overalls (1)
- 29: I’m sure all faiths are proud to have you (2)
- 29: The recession has even hit the FEMA camp industry I guess (2)
- 29: I guess that’s supposed to hurt our feelings (6)
- 28: Have we got a video? Mr. Deity and the Void (0)
- 28: That’s quite a list of hashtags (4)
- 28: Because it’s always a dichotomy…devil or god (1)
- 28: Sorry, didn’t he die already? (1)
- 28: Are you offended as a global warming skeptic or a holocaust denier? (3)
- 28: Free will really fucked God, didn’t it? (2)
- 27: And what will that do for you? (2)
- 27: Numerology and religion go perfect together (2)
- 27: FTW: A valid point… (1)
- 27: Perhaps he needs a megaphone (0)
- 27: Ha ha, is that the reason? (2)
- 26: Adam Savage photobombs (0)
- 26: Quote of the Day: PZ Myers (3)
- 24: Who knew a soccer goal could reinforce the myth of the “Christian Nation” (0)
- 24: Try telling your boss that one day (2)
- 24: More famous than the Beatles??? (0)
- 22: Bom chicka wow wow…. (2)
- 22: You mean, you want a candidate to disregard the Bill of Rights (4)
- 22: I’m just going to hang out in the dirt for all eternity (2)
- 21: Why don’t they just sue the Earth for leaking oil? (5)
- 21: Because the Catholics aren’t included in “all” (1)
- 21: It’s like bizarro world (1)
- 21: A good Christian hoping people die (5)
- 21: Oh, and 2+2=4…how spooky!!! (3)
- 20: When life gives him lemons…he tries to get famous from them (4)
- 20: FTW: A little political/World Cup funny (1)
- 20: This is how I get news… (0)
- 19: Football fan murdered by religious family members (2)
- 18: And wait for nothing to happen (4)
- 18: The more you know the less you really do (3)
- 18: Not much of an effort then… (1)
- 17: Is the 1st Amendment that difficult, really? (3)
- 17: Perspective? (3)
- 17: It’s great when you can make science fit your faith (3)
- 17: Good thing you had time to tweet (1)
- 17: They make a baby? (2)
- 16: Good to know God still works during democratic administrations (2)
- 16: I thought people only said this in movies (1)
- 16: As long as that belief is in a Christian god I guess (1)
- 16: So, mange is now an indication of the apocalypse? (3)
- 16: Just like a living zombie, how sweet (4)
- 16: Did your mommy tell you they’re jealous? Aw… (2)
- 15: Inspire fear and paranoia much? (3)
- 15: Yup, that’ll work (4)
- 15: Catholics still can’t quite get their priorities straight (2)
- 15: Because evolutionists are a bunch of God haters (1)
- 15: I can’t help but feel a little…Schadenfreude? (1)
- 15: Um, I think you’ll find it is (1)
- 14: Jesus is a football fan now too? (1)
- 14: True, belief in God would allow the possibility of many of those hashtags (2)
- 14: Guess Glenn Beck doesn’t support team #USA… (0)
- 14: Yeah, Jesus is the asshole causing all these earthquakes! (2)
- 14: Review: Atheism is a Religion (0)
- 14: Yeah, I have that feeling right now actually (2)
- 14: No, see, it’s a society WITHOUT religion (1)
- 14: Because the one problem we have is a decrease in population (2)
- 12: Brian Cox gets an OBE (2)
- 12: Well, you can’t say we weren’t warned (1)
- 12: Keyword Searches (0)
- 11: Who is Holly and why did King Jesus lift her up? (1)
- 11: Both choices are pretty sad (3)
- 11: Arsenic is 100% NATURAL…Drink!! (4)
- 11: Find the invisible sky guy to locate a flesh and blood person? (2)
- 11: Really? Mine comes from PP&L (1)
- 10: FTW: We are all Africans! (2)
- 10: Eating more fiber might help too (2)
- 10: Try the body of christ, it’s delicious (4)
- 10: Ah, so it is a religion after all (2)
- 10: At least they are concerned in some way (1)
- 10: Most of them, huh? (5)
- 09: Dude, we’re not kangaroos with pouches (2)
- 09: Interesting sales technique… (0)
- 09: Cure cancer? Heal amputees? nah…God is the new Maytag man! (2)
- 09: It’s about time you fixed up the world (2)
- 09: Look out Fabio, Jesus is here! (4)
- 09: How very considerate of you (4)
- 08: Have we got a video? 22 Comments from Christopher Hitchens (1)
- 08: Definitely, since it would require time travel (3)
- 08: It’s not uncommon…Worcester, 1953 ring any bells??? (1)
- 08: An every day American with a $32 million salary? (4)
- 08: Hope it’s not grammar or spelling ignorance (3)
- 08: How dare you question the goat herder’s manual (4)
- 07: I wouldn’t consider an idea from 1796 “cutting edge” (3)
- 07: So, does God not love blind people? (3)
- 07: Yes, God intended for a world overrun with flies (5)
- 07: I forget why this is so stupid (2)
- 07: And they claim to not be zombie worshipers (1)
- 06: Have we got a video? Population proves a young earth (1)
- 05: This is the kind of blasphemy I find unacceptable (6)
- 04: Have we got a video? The Mythbusters we’ll never see (2)
- 04: Have we got a video? The Case for Mars (Symphony of Science) (3)
- 04: Hey, lay off the baby boomers (2)
- 04: When did Beck buy the US? (2)
- 04: I think he liked the Catholics more (1)
- 04: Can he help those with eat mites? (3)
- 04: Argument from authority? (2)
- 03: Biblical Funnies (1)
- 03: A new splinter group? (1)
- 03: Dispensationalism always makes me chuckle (2)
- 03: Like an intestinal worm? (2)
- 03: Don’t read it yourself, listen to someone else’s interpretation! (1)
- 03: No, it doesn’t actually (1)
- 02: The Center for Inquiry needs our help (0)
- 02: No post title needed…the photo speaks for itself (2)
- 02: Have we got a video? Ayaan Hirsi Ali prefers Jon Stewart to Jesus (1)
- 02: The real scientists? (1)
- 02: I am a proud member of the “unchurched” (2)
- 02: Mental stability is lacking in some (5)
- 02: I never realized this was a prerequisite (1)
- 02: So I guess evolutionists are misanthropes? (3)
- 01: You’d think conspiracy mongering teabaggers would be afraid of “the Man” (2)
- 01: Jerking off to the scriptures again? (5)
- 01: Yeah, and bring back geocentrism too!! (6)
- 01: Well it was either Heli or Jacob, take your pick (1)
- 01: I bet the Jews, Muslims and Buddists love this vision of Christ (2)
- May 2010 (123)
- 31: Beware the anonymous author… (2)
- 31: Happy Memorial Day (1)
- 28: Have we got a video? Church of Tarvuism: Join Us! (1)
- 28: Sounds like an interesting fetish (5)
- 28: Someone bought a thesaurus and learned to use alliteration (1)
- 28: Retention troubles? (0)
- 27: Does the choir tell you to do things? (2)
- 27: It’s not because of say…clouds? Natural weather patterns? Smog? (3)
- 27: Because it’s a natural science museum, that’s why (1)
- 27: A non-religious advocate of hellfire and damnation (1)
- 27: Ah, the good old “atheism is a religion” fallacy (7)
- 26: Then what’s he been doing all this time? (2)
- 26: That should be pretty easy for you (3)
- 26: Christian Erotica? (3)
- 26: I think they’re perfect for each other (1)
- 26: But you usually need money to serve God (4)
- 25: Have we got a video? David Mitchell ponders the merits of necrophilia (0)
- 25: I wonder how good free advice is (1)
- 25: For a goatherder, perhaps (1)
- 25: It’s like “watching” paint dry. How about “doing”? (3)
- 25: There’s one born every minute (2)
- 25: You mean that meek and mild Jesus? (3)
- 24: Universally true and historically accurate according to……? (5)
- 24: Thanks, but no thanks (2)
- 24: That doesn’t sound very humble…just sayin’ (3)
- 24: Well he did forgive us our trespasses (2)
- 24: Upright? Combining evolution and creation? (2)
- 24: God is sort of like your fluffer (1)
- 21: Two things from today (4)
- 21: Why is everyone so angry and afraid lately? (3)
- 21: It’s never too early to start indoctrination (2)
- 21: Save your money for tithing (2)
- 21: I’m sure the pitbulls will love it (4)
- 21: Especially their sex ed course, right? (3)
- 20: That’s the best evidence ever, I think. (3)
- 20: Yeah! Hate the world and love Jesus! (1)
- 20: College? I learned that in elementary school (1)
- 20: Apparently anything with the word “social” in it is a bad thing (2)
- 20: Ah, one of those non-christian catholics, eh? (4)
- 19: What about Tuesday afternoon or Wednesday evening? (0)
- 19: We’d better change the names of the weekdays as well (4)
- 19: Christian flag? there is a flag? (7)
- 19: A new definition for homophobia? (5)
- 19: No one said you can’t pray while in school…pay attention. (3)
- 18: Have we got a video? 43alley’s YouTube Gems (5)
- 18: Ten Hens and a Cock (0)
- 18: It’s the end times, that’s why. (1)
- 18: So, now autism is caused by having too many shots in one day? (4)
- 18: Specifics would be nice (4)
- 18: As long as the bumper sticker doesn’t say, “in case of rapture…” (1)
- 18: I’m more of a Batman fan myself. (2)
- 17: Have we got a video? Back in Black – Glenn Beck’s Nazi Tourette’s (The Daily Show) (0)
- 17: A word about what, exactly? (2)
- 17: Wow, I’m so inspired! (1)
- 17: Another reason to embrace atheism. (0)
- 17: Obama? I thought Al Gore was to blame. (2)
- 17: A Jesus Haiku. (1)
- 16: Don’t you usually blame the Devil for temptation? (3)
- 14: Democracy hinges on having a short past. (2)
- 14: Do you reaLLy think so? (1)
- 14: Wouldn’t a bodyguard be more effective? (1)
- 14: Stop watering down the word. (4)
- 14: An inspiring education on trolls. (1)
- 13: I love a good sweeping generalization. (6)
- 13: I get it, Nana is dead. (1)
- 13: Wow, and I can make one in the garden with a hose!! (2)
- 13: What’s it like to live in a bubble? (2)
- 13: Yeah, that still sounds like nothing to me. (1)
- 12: Come and see Christopher Hitchens Live (1)
- 12: Have we got a video? The Daily Show: God Smacked (0)
- 12: I wonder what Fox News said to prompt this one (2)
- 12: Give me that Christian side hug (2)
- 12: Why? I’m proud to be related to a monkey (4)
- 12: I don’t know about “cute” (1)
- 12: Sounds more like birthing advice (3)
- 11: There’s probably more truth in the movie (2)
- 11: Did you tell him about the FEMA camps too? (2)
- 11: I’m surprised atheists weren’t lumped into this one (2)
- 11: Eased the pain, yet you’re still sore. Ok. (0)
- 11: How laughable (5)
- 10: Have we got a video? I’m No Kin To The Monkey (2)
- 10: Have we got a video? Richard Dawkins – Absolute Morality (3)
- 10: You have a classification system for Jews? (2)
- 10: I smell a Poe…no one can be that ignorant (4)
- 10: Are you the one who can help translate? (2)
- 10: I think theists have the market cornered on “magic” (4)
- 10: What, like virgin births? (3)
- 09: Have we got a video? Potholer54debunks explains dinosaur blood and polystrate trees (1)
- 09: Ignoramus Award: The Shy Anti-Atheist Author (9)
- 08: Have we got a video? An Atheist Reads the Bible Part 12 (1)
- 07: Have we got a video? David Mitchell and religion (1)
- 07: Like a plate glass window? (4)
- 07: They’re both a bit suspect (3)
- 07: Well, fluids do help. (3)
- 07: How come he didn’t help you avoid the whole bridge? (5)
- 07: A desire to lie to and rob people of their money? (2)
- 06: Give it a shot, reality is quite natural. (3)
- 06: And I’m sure it was all true! (1)
- 06: Chatty Cathy Jesus (5)
- 06: Good luck with that (1)
- 06: How about actually helping them? Physically, I mean. (4)
- 05: Heretics have invaded the churches, eh? (7)
- 05: Me? Not so much. (1)
- 05: Glad to welcome the liverals to the atheist movement (3)
- 05: But the original authority is a bit faulty (3)
- 05: Because shit is shit, right? (4)
- 04: Guess it shows a flaw in the average christian’s “faith” (3)
- 04: Yeah, duh. (3)
- 04: Beat the god into them (2)
- 04: What, no date with Justin Bieber prayer? (0)
- 04: Does Jesus wear a superhero cape? (1)
- 03: You can’t escape the Creator (2)
- 03: Wow, and no help at all from doctors or medicine? (3)
- 03: Take my Jesus plates, please (9)
- 03: Figured this would happen with it came out on DVD (2)
- 03: I thought it was founded on liberty. My bad. (3)
- 02: Contradictions in the Bible? (0)
- 01: People should not be allowed to do their own thing! (2)
- 01: God said it, I believe it, that settles it. (3)
- 01: She’s singing about Simon Singh (0)
- 01: What was the actual problem? (0)
- 01: The Jesus Hearse (0)
- 01: Exorcism, Bigfoot, UFOs and good old Westboro Baptist (0)
- April 2010 (140)
- 30: About Tim Minchin and that Pope song… (0)
- 30: Cherry picking is an absolute science (1)
- 30: Well someone has to I guess (4)
- 30: Yes, because America is about to become a Muslim Nation. (5)
- 30: Indoctrination alarm clock (1)
- 30: What a happy slave! (2)
- 29: Tim Minchin and a few words about the Pope (1)
- 29: God created rocks so we would be amused… (5)
- 29: Jesus loves a good run-on sentence (1)
- 29: Anyone looking for Jesus? He’s in China! (2)
- 29: You can use your invisible dragon (3)
- 29: My dogma is better than yours (2)
- 29: Make me breakfast, bitch. (0)
- 28: The Psychic Recruiter (0)
- 28: I never knew kissing was so “influential” (3)
- 28: Who? All rational people (2)
- 28: You need to bulk up your argument more. (4)
- 28: Blind faith is adorable (5)
- 28: If they’re hungry for Christ, shouldn’t you send communion wafers then? (1)
- 27: Who are Judeo-Christians to dictate morality? (6)
- 27: Like the banks are too big to fail? (2)
- 27: I can’t think of anything he loves more than money (2)
- 27: A non-ecological point of view (3)
- 27: How exactly does a religious dictatorship work with democracy? (2)
- 26: Wow, what a revelation (4)
- 26: Ashamed of upholding the 1st Amendment? (3)
- 26: A new graduate of the Texas school system? (3)
- 26: Who are you calling stupid? (8)
- 26: Is this Giles Corey’s Epitaph? (3)
- 25: Glenn Beck & Liberty University: perfect together? (6)
- 25: How much proof do you need? (7)
- 24: BC & AD vs BCE & CE (3)
- 23: Wow, a Ben Franklin complex (5)
- 23: Such intolerance toward fabric! (5)
- 23: What, Sarah Palin running for president? (2)
- 23: Kind of like you can tell someone has leprosy? (4)
- 23: Reminds me of a few IUP students I’ve heard of (3)
- 22: That sounds like a pick up line (2)
- 22: Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Religion, Violence & South Park (2)
- 22: Many Christians haven’t read the Bible it seems (9)
- 22: Isn’t that more a prediction of the end of the Catholic church? (2)
- 22: If you’re a gullible Bible thumper maybe (2)
- 22: But God really wants the full 10% (0)
- 21: Adam Savage: Food for the Eagle (2)
- 21: We don’t tolerate new fangled ideas in this here teaparty! (3)
- 21: Well, May 7th is “No Pants Day” (5)
- 21: Yes, there is a way you can (1)
- 21: A lot of people get that same response (2)
- 21: The teabagger false dichotomy (2)
- 20: Because black people must agree with other black people (10)
- 20: Truth is not usually something you have to “believe” in (1)
- 20: Freethinking? That’s kind of funny. (6)
- 20: Yes, that does sound ridiculous (5)
- 20: Silly myth of free will (1)
- 19: America’s Shape Wars (2)
- 19: The allergic Beck rocks the socks (2)
- 19: Yeah, I never heard of a volcano erupting before! (2)
- 19: At least you’re honest about your stupidity (3)
- 19: Yeah! Who needs all the stuff they pay for? (4)
- 19: I’d give up after the first date (2)
- 17: Faith in the excellent doctors who performed the surgery, I hope. (2)
- 17: But see, you’re not thinking about it. That’s the problem. (7)
- 17: Revelations was my favorite bit too (2)
- 17: Quote of the Day: President Obama (1)
- 16: Quote of the Day: Isaac Newton (2)
- 16: Another conspiracy (5)
- 16: Oh? Which cases are those? (4)
- 16: The statistically challenged (13)
- 16: I’m not so sure about that… (2)
- 16: Is that your question? (3)
- 15: Tolerance, Christian Style (9)
- 15: Did they teach any spelling and grammar? (2)
- 15: I don’t know too many Christians then (2)
- 15: That seems plausible (1)
- 15: Um…Christian fisting? (2)
- 15: Actually you should be blaming the forefathers for that silly 1st amendment (4)
- 14: Helping the caters demonstrated marriage importance? (6)
- 14: I’m scared of cards too. You can get paper cuts. (2)
- 14: Wow, they really do think he’s the messiah (0)
- 14: I bet they were astounded! (3)
- 14: Nice cheesy cover of a great tune (2)
- 13: Maybe more like Athaliah? (3)
- 13: Did dust (I mean “orbs”) get in your eye? (3)
- 13: The treehuggers are coming!!! (1)
- 13: Yup, we should just stick to “god did it” (3)
- 13: Says the man who cannot string a sentence together (4)
- 12: Now they’re after dogs (3)
- 12: Saké is great with sushi (2)
- 12: What the hell is an a-tist? (2)
- 12: Yeah because the human body is just “magic” (3)
- 12: Of course, it’s obvious! (2)
- 11: Nothing like a little horn full of shit (2)
- 11: What will the conspiracy theorists say? (2)
- 09: 43alley: How I became an atheist (2)
- 09: Musical brainwashing (6)
- 09: The “majority rules” interpretation of the constitution (3)
- 09: A little chauvinist teabaggery (4)
- 09: So, if I die, he has broken his promise? (2)
- 09: Insane Clown Posse? (7)
- 08: Lords? Christians have more than one now? (6)
- 08: WTF? (5)
- 08: Westboro Baptist is coming! (3)
- 08: Hahaha!!!! Oh wait, you’re serious. (5)
- 08: I pray that it doesn’t rain on my fake tan (2)
- 08: I hope God has better priorities than this (3)
- 07: Pride before safety (2)
- 07: Giving the Lord an ultimatum, eh? (4)
- 07: And how bad his back hurt? (1)
- 07: Reminds me of a spoiled child stomping on the floor (6)
- 07: Isn’t that sort of a prerequisite for ghosts? (1)
- 06: 10 Reasons for
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- 06: Really? Search for “god” on twitter (1)
- 06: There is no shortage of crosses in America (1)
- 06: Glad to see you’re really helping him (2)
- 06: Are your followers young and Catholic? (1)
- 06: Can’t just do it on your own, eh? (1)
- 05: You’re going after hippies now? (5)
- 05: Twitter signature teabagger may need surgery (2)
- 05: I bet scientists never thought about that theory (3)
- 05: How is a 2,000 year old event breaking news? (6)
- 05: Oh no, what will we do?? (4)
- 04: Combating the anti-Semites on Twitter (0)
- 04: What does biblical misogyny have to do with climategate? (2)
- 04: Capitalism for Christians only? (0)
- 04: You know you have a problem when the Muppets are poking fun (4)
- 03: Happy Zombie Day (5)
- 03: Have a piece of zombie chocolate (0)
- 03: Professor Brian Cox, the new Dr. Who? (0)
- 03: Concentrate on this Sentence (0)
- 02: The church has always struggled with “truth” (2)
- 02: I hope I don’t get that ‘etc’ disease (4)
- 02: I don’t know, I’m a little terrified of you, personally. (5)
- 02: A yo-yo tournament would have been better (1)
- 02: So, the Dalai Lama is a Muslim now? (0)
- 01: Bad grammar has a similar effect (3)
- 01: True, let’s have a comprehensive trial to expose everything the Vatican has covered up (1)
- 01: All or nothing (4)
- 01: Oooh, a new cult has formed! (1)
- 01: So, that kind of dictatorship is ok? (4)
- March 2010 (165)
- 31: Catholic fellatio? (2)
- 31: Yes, you should look into this (2)
- 31: Which is it then, paganism or atheism? (2)
- 31: What, you don’t think it’s good? (1)
- 31: You like pain, do you? (3)
- 30: All Africans are related to Egyptian Pharaohs (0)
- 30: Teabagger with the twitter signature has some strange hobbies (3)
- 30: You need an awakening, alright (1)
- 30: What ark? I don’t see any ark anywhere. (4)
- 30: Free will is foiled again (2)
- 30: Shaft is a bad mutha (0)
- 29: April also brings lots of spring rain (0)
- 29: Again with the vampirism (4)
- 29: God makes time go faster for college students (1)
- 29: Jack Bauer is the anti-christ after all (1)
- 29: Christian angst poetry (4)
- 28: Hitchens & Maher on the Catholic church (1)
- 28: Do you think Sephora carries this? (1)
- 28: Skeptically Speaking turns one (0)
- 28: It’s the Biblical curse I have trouble seeing (3)
- 28: Isn’t “grab a Bible and live your life” an oxymoron? (2)
- 27: Constructive enviromentalism (0)
- 27: God is not always awesome (3)
- 27: Free Jesus Animation! (2)
- 27: Census Paranoia (2)
- 27: If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the morning (5)
- 26: It’s not REAL science (0)
- 26: You’re definitely an expert then (1)
- 26: Yes, begone this nonsense (2)
- 26: Doesn’t look like you’ve ever been there though (2)
- 26: A sick child? Ok, we’ll kill the 1st Amendment then (6)
- 26: Oooh, a woo-like pick up line! (1)
- 25: Papal shoes should not be confused with papal slippers (2)
- 25: Speaking of FEMA camps… (2)
- 25: Mwahahahaha…. (3)
- 25: So the God of Abraham has schizophrenia? (5)
- 25: I don’t get this slave fetish (2)
- 25: Thinking is more powerful than doing (3)
- 25: Well God does work in mysterious ways (1)
- 24: Teach the controversy (2)
- 24: I’d like to agree, but wtf? (2)
- 24: Children do not read horoscopes! (2)
- 24: If that’s what you want to call it (3)
- 24: If I say those words will you pay me $1.99 a minute? (1)
- 24: Because Muslim = Terrorist (3)
- 24: How dare you mock the Mouse (2)
- 23: Did y’all have a bad day or something? (4)
- 23: I’m not sure but… (1)
- 23: Is Big Pharma like the Boogie Man? (2)
- 23: Movies explain it all (2)
- 23: We sow the seed, nature grows the seed, we eat the seed… (2)
- 23: Uh-oh, you’ve cracked it! (3)
- 23: May I suggest a biology book? (3)
- 22: When did God become a surgeon? (8)
- 22: It’s like a DeMille production (1)
- 22: I don’t remember “America” mentioned in the bible (1)
- 22: Wow, and I thought it was about the cookies (3)
- 22: We’ll do it if they do it first (4)
- 21: A glimpse into the minds of the teabaggers (3)
- 21: He went to Jared! (0)
- 21: A little Flair for your profile? (7)
- 21: Where is he on a Friday night when I need him then? (1)
- 21: If healthcare passes, the world will explode. (2)
- 20: A new blog feature (6)
- 20: Who Would Start A Religion? (3)
- 20: Happy Spring! PS, we’re all going to die. (2)
- 19: Yeah, you tell him! (1)
- 19: Why does god get a free pass? (6)
- 19: This…is a crock of shit. (8)
- 19: There won’t be a box for “bigot” (3)
- 18: God isn’t a member of the hair club for men (1)
- 18: The Philosophy of the “Secret” (5)
- 18: How about calling your pediatrician instead? (5)
- 18: Good thing you specified the “jesus kind” (5)
- 18: This is a problem. (6)
- 18: Prostitutes will do the same for $50 (4)
- 17: Darwin in Scotland (0)
- 17: Do you have to build up to the reading? (0)
- 17: Thanks for the advice (6)
- 17: St. Patrick’s Day is not just green beer… (2)
- 17: Do you follow a lot of gods or something? (1)
- 17: Was this a blind date? (1)
- 16: It’s hard to disprove the ramblings of the insane (4)
- 16: Jesus had a foot fetish? (0)
- 16: Is this a curse? (1)
- 16: A true patriot breeds like rabbits (3)
- 16: “Antichrist Agenda” always sounds better (2)
- 16: Those roots have rotted (3)
- 15: A good time was had by all (3)
- 15: Sylvia Browne’s Accuracy (0)
- 15: Prophets are so evasive these days (1)
- 15: Why, did he increase his fiber intake? (2)
- 15: Damn senior citizens having abortions! (1)
- 15: Leave Jessica alone, she can’t handle this pressure (0)
- 15: Oh please just leave already (4)
- 14: More earthquake paranoia (4)
- 14: Is it opposite day? (5)
- 14: Plumber or just your average jerk off? (4)
- 14: You’re going to be waiting for a while (4)
- 14: What is ear candling? (1)
- 12: No, I don’t know what you mean (1)
- 12: Read ASAP-Let me know tomorrow (4)
- 12: And only God cares I suspect (0)
- 12: How is declaring a miracle a favor for you? (2)
- 12: Isn’t it a waste of God’s time? (3)
- 12: Yeah grow up and listen to the Lord, ppl (3)
- 12: The rantings of a mad man (3)
- 11: Comment Trouble (4)
- 11: Sounds very…kinky (1)
- 11: A positive outlook on Armageddon (0)
- 11: Didn’t know he owned America to begin with (0)
- 11: Yes, it’s great for a laugh! (3)
- 11: You’re such an authority (4)
- 10: Jim Jefferies explains it all (0)
- 10: Mr. Deity and the Host (0)
- 10: Can we blame the Christians for the obesity problem? (5)
- 10: Go back to elementary school and find out (0)
- 10: Calgon…take me away! (2)
- 10: Sorry, did you say “unlike” the Bible? (1)
- 09: A fine parody (2)
- 09: What a drama queen (2)
- 09: We need our special HD sunglasses to see (2)
- 09: Thanks for the warning but I’d rather miss out (5)
- 09: Is it a burglar or Jesus? (0)
- 09: Such big words with no explanations (4)
- 08: Palin and her messiah complex (1)
- 08: Congress is one thing. Liberal Hollywood is quite another. Dream on. (0)
- 08: There has been a miscommunication (2)
- 08: Yes, I think 2012 will happen too (1)
- 08: Brainwashing is a funny thing (4)
- 08: I wasn’t that concerned (3)
- 08: Good old tolerant Jesus, eh? (6)
- 07: Caption Contest: Jesus and the Wine (9)
- 07: The farmer’s almanac was wrong? (1)
- 07: The unmistakable evidence for god (2)
- 07: Exploding head syndrome or just the Rapture? (0)
- 07: We’ve moved in! (10)
- 06: Please excuse the mess… (1)
- 05: Studies, schmudies…just go with your gut. (2)
- 05: Another cherry picking teabagger (1)
- 05: I think that’s consider "elder" abuse (1)
- 05: Way to take on responsibility (0)
- 05: Typical pub fare? (0)
- 05: Like an evil bot-fly (0)
- 04: Who da man? (0)
- 04: Sex and Violence? Nah, we want more Jesus films! (0)
- 04: Jesus in tights (0)
- 04: And people like you make knowing the enemy much clearer (0)
- 03: Is he talking about sin or ringworm? (0)
- 03: Jesus, save the teen hearthrobs!!! (0)
- 03: Benny and the Jets (0)
- 03: Love is in the air (0)
- 03: “Only watch Fox News” would save on characters (0)
- 02: If this is all we have…we’re screwed (0)
- 02: Neil deGrasse Tyson on the Daily Show (0)
- 02: It’s not April Fool’s Day yet, is it? (0)
- 02: Where does killing in the name of God fall then? (0)
- 02: Oh good, because that’s what they’re missing right now (0)
- 02: You must not get out too much then (0)
- 02: What was that flood all about then? (0)
- 01: For what exactly? (0)
- 01: Actually yes…we are stepping closer day by day. It’s called “time” (0)
- 01: That’s what he was doing…hugging people up there (0)
- 01: A little pope on the sofa (0)
- 01: A nut cracking pope (0)
- February 2010 (145)
- 28: Earthquake Paranoia (0)
- 28: And somewhere, right now, someone is turning away (0)
- 28: Jesus, you’re killing my ass! (0)
- 28: Here, there, everywhere a podcast (0)
- 27: Non-Believers Giving Aid (0)
- 26: We have a voice in Washington (0)
- 26: Knock, knock…anyone home? (0)
- 26: Like those people followed Jim Jones? (0)
- 26: Coolness = reciting the bible quickly? (0)
- 26: Tell the Catholic Church to stop taking taxpayer money then (0)
- 25: PZ Myers joins the Symphony of Science (0)
- 25: Not everyone is as insightful as you (0)
- 25: It’s Christian to pray for someone’s failures, eh? (0)
- 25: Potential messiah complex? (1)
- 24: Gervais speaks of the great Karl Pilkington (0)
- 24: Like those cool pop-up books? (0)
- 24: A mormon who cheated on his wife with porn stars and waitresses? (0)
- 24: Critical Thinking 101 (0)
- 23: Like Iran? (0)
- 23: You asked people to pray for your grandpa’s death? (0)
- 23: No vegan christians I guess (0)
- 23: Calling all conspiracy writers (0)
- 22: How kind (0)
- 22: Tribute to a dead parrot (0)
- 22: The tale of the pope hats (0)
- 22: Today we ponder Satan (0)
- 21: A Confederate Nascar? (0)
- 21: Jesus, showing off his new spring line of robes (0)
- 21: Do you think he spits or swallows? (0)
- 21: Dancing Jesus (0)
- 21: Join if you want to thank Jesus for dying on the cross for you. (0)
- 20: The new freedom of speech (0)
- 19: Such a dramatic moment (0)
- 19: No way at all? Oh ye of little faith (0)
- 19: True, but did you ever hear of schizophrenia? (0)
- 19: That’s a bit drastic…just don’t watch it (0)
- 19: Hey, the NWO is sounding good now (0)
- 19: Go back to Fox News and Wheel of Fortune (0)
- 18: Can you hurry up? (0)
- 18: Obviously never had an orgasm (0)
- 18: Yes, you killed Jesus with the sins you were yet to commit (0)
- 18: Well…I do have some mint jelly in the fridge (0)
- 18: I think you should stop reviewing films (0)
- 17: 30 Days of Jesus: Days 2-4 (0)
- 17: Because it doesn’t work that way? (0)
- 17: Are there enough men to go around? (0)
- 17: Picky picky picky (0)
- 17: Aw, I bet you do, sweetie (0)
- 17: I love surprises (0)
- 16: Ok, now it makes sense (0)
- 16: At least it’s the husband with the passion… (0)
- 16: Your grammar proves you’re uneducated, no need to proclaim it (0)
- 16: God can be your wingman too (0)
- 16: It’s Mardi Gras…grab your plastic baby Jesus! (0)
- 15: Because I’m sure they’re not biased or anything… (0)
- 15: But…the Titanic was real (0)
- 15: What if he’s a minute late? (0)
- 15: Yup, it’s real sad (0)
- 15: You don’t own a dictionary, do you? (0)
- 14: What an exciting life you lead (0)
- 14: Is that you, Fred Phelps? (0)
- 14: Happy Valentine’s Day (0)
- 13: Oh no….we missed Palin’s birthday (0)
- 13: Personal skill….luck…or divine intervention? (0)
- 13: Caption Contest: Global Warming Hoax? (0)
- 12: There is a feminist Mormon housewife website? (0)
- 12: Finish your reading list or go to hell (0)
- 12: I thought being "blinded" by faith was a goal (0)
- 12: So you’re like a misogynistic pervert… (0)
- 12: Right, god just "making it happen" is more logical (0)
- 12: In celebration of tonight’s Olympic opening ceremony (0)
- 11: Did you learn how to hold a tray and make a bed? (0)
- 11: But he got those scars after he gained followers (0)
- 11: So you admit you’re being "worked"? (0)
- 11: You’ll be a proper Teabagger then (0)
- 11: I think Jack Dorsey may disagree (0)
- 10: God endorses truancy (0)
- 10: Guess Deuteronomy 23:10-20 isn’t too important to you (0)
- 10: Sorry, I read "fucking" instead of "bucking" (0)
- 10: The Mamas and the Papas just got "god-rolled" (0)
- 10: A meme worth repeating (0)
- 10: Michal Jackson or Elvis Presley? (0)
- 10: Conspiracy?!?! Oh wait…or just localized vacination programs. (0)
- 10: But I don’t see rape on that famous stone tablet list… (0)
- 10: Think for yourself and you will find God’s will…huh? (0)
- 10: Jesus and his carb addiction (0)
- 10: How considerate of him (0)
- 09: True, they’re certainly not in school (0)
- 09: Christianity is breaking news? (0)
- 09: I don’t think the burden of proof lies with me… (0)
- 09: What’s with all the hate, kitty cat? (0)
- 09: Care for some refreshments? (0)
- 08: The Amazing Jesus (0)
- 08: She’s on top of the world (0)
- 08: The Church of England wishes god did not exist? (0)
- 08: Just like I’m waiting for proof of creation, eh? (0)
- 08: The rapture is coming… (0)
- 08: Is that how you explain dinosaur extinction? (0)
- 08: Yeah, you haven’t a clue what evolution is (0)
- 08: Really? (0)
- 08: Who is Lod? (0)
- 07: Caption Contest: Obama and Biden (0)
- 07: Google Adsense is a cheeky monkey (0)
- 07: God vs the Superbowl (0)
- 07: I found a new obsession… (0)
- 06: Looks like you’re the one with too much faith (0)
- 06: There’s an underground eternal teacher’s union (0)
- 06: Didn’t Fox News air this "evidence"? (0)
- 06: I sense a little half-truth here… (0)
- 06: But waiting around for an afterlife is much more humane (0)
- 06: Just like Bill Gates gives aw Applebee’s gift cards, eh? (0)
- 06: I hope he used minty fresh mouthwash (0)
- 06: The evolutionary disadvantaged (0)
- 06: Bewitched, bothered and bewildered… (0)
- 05: U.S. Economy 101 (0)
- 05: Like in a hostage situation? (0)
- 05: Today, children, we learn the difference between "climate" and "weather" (0)
- 05: Friday Night Ghosties (0)
- 05: That Lousy Canuck gets hitched… (0)
- 05: Is this a tautology or a double negative of some sort? (0)
- 05: Isn’t that the plot for a porno film? (0)
- 05: Is Jesus your butler? (0)
- 05: Boredom? Sadism? Narcissism? (0)
- 05: Islam: the cure for bad hair days (0)
- 04: Show your partner you love them…. (0)
- 04: Because Conservative now equals Christian indefinitely (0)
- 04: Phoney Kosher Cheese? (0)
- 04: Most fiction is fun to read (0)
- 04: Here’s a chant for you, "Aegroto dum anima est, spes esse dicitur" (0)
- 04: I didn’t vote for him (0)
- 03: Why, did someone beat you with that bible? (0)
- 03: The WWE and Christian Rock…perfect together (0)
- 03: Aw, give me that christian side hug. (0)
- 03: Stop molesting the altar boys! (0)
- 03: You want to go out with Jesus? (0)
- 02: Wow! Like how cootie catchers tell you who you’re going to marry! (0)
- 02: Yeah, I’d keep that a secret too (0)
- 02: What does yellow snow make? (0)
- 02: What a cheap asshole. (0)
- 02: The entire tweet is a "fake fact" (0)
- 01: But good old conservative christian authority is just fine (0)
- 01: YESSS!! and send some screenshots to me please (0)
- 01: Jigsaw > Jesus…well, obviously. (0)
- 01: Like preachers? (0)
- 01: Your standards are impressive (0)
- January 2010 (126)
- 31: The Great Disappointment (0)
- 31: Yo home, smell you later!! (0)
- 31: Simple Songs, Important Messages (0)
- 31: Ride the All Christian Twitter Train (0)
- 30: Astronomy Cast (0)
- 30: The name is Busters….Mythbusters. (0)
- 30: For Good Reason with D.J. Grothe (0)
- 29: You need a lock on your door (0)
- 29: Obviously never read the full bible and all its lovely misogyny (0)
- 29: So leftists automatically got to hell? (0)
- 28: Yeah, it "baffels" me as well… (0)
- 28: The Dragon in my Garage (0)
- 28: Hmm…I had a different take on that film (0)
- 28: Interesting philosophy (0)
- 28: But I thought Hollywood was the word of god? (0)
- 27: Every second, every minute? How are you able to care for them? (0)
- 27: Because in reality, the bible doesn’t sell. (0)
- 27: Um, aren’t all bibles portable? (0)
- 27: Good demonstration of gullibility (0)
- 26: Guess you’re not bothered by Leviticus 11: 9-12 then (0)
- 26: Clean your ears and stop being a Christian victim. (0)
- 26: Did you understand the question properly? (0)
- 26: Mine is Ezekiel 23:20 (0)
- 26: Methinks the lady doth protest too much (0)
- 25: Because prior to the 7th century life was great (0)
- 25: Secret servants? Like ninja maids? (0)
- 25: Butt licking, New Jersey and God…what fun! (0)
- 25: Do you need an appointment or a ticket? (0)
- 25: Very true…the authors of the bible brought it up first (0)
- 22: I think this needs mentioning again… (0)
- 22: At least we’re going to live through 2012 now (0)
- 22: Rapturists must be really stressed out waiting (0)
- 22: What’s this new Hawaiian faith? (0)
- 22: Singing Sunday school five year old = patriot? (0)
- 22: So we can blame the devil for traffic? (0)
- 21: Just buy it, you cheap bastard (0)
- 21: I find it hilarious (0)
- 21: But a wise man can change his mind (0)
- 21: Conspiracy Poetry (0)
- 21: Inevitably someone agreed with Robertson (0)
- 20: Or just a cast member of Jersey Shore (0)
- 20: How do you get to know a dead guy? (0)
- 20: Christians know how to market (0)
- 20: Christianity does not preach hate… (0)
- 20: Alcoholic, eh? (0)
- 19: Eve? I think Lilith was more interesting (0)
- 19: Yeah, it’s the blet, genius! (0)
- 19: This is Twitter, not ChristianChirp (0)
- 19: $10 says she’s never actually read the bible (0)
- 19: God, the structural engineer (0)
- 18: Is this a vocabulary or just an intelligence issue? (0)
- 18: What about the military and the police? (0)
- 18: VooDoo Fun (0)
- 18: Hitchens: A Fault Is Not a Sin (0)
- 18: Happy Birthday, Dr. King (0)
- 17: Dead actors are the best political aids (0)
- 17: Not all of us agree… (0)
- 17: I’d like to see the cowboy church though (0)
- 17: A message from the Richard Dawkins Foundation (0)
- 16: Aggressive Christianity (0)
- 16: Hang in there, baby! (0)
- 16: An ethical question? Or just a jab at gay marriage… (0)
- 15: Creation: The True Story of Charles Darwin (0)
- 15: Tote that bible (0)
- 15: God is a real estate agent now? (0)
- 15: Brit Hume uses public transport? (0)
- 15: And I thought it was to hold a banana (0)
- 15: This sounds spooky in a Vincent Price voice (0)
- 14: UNTIMELY DEATHS!!!!!!!! (0)
- 14: Light up with Jesus (0)
- 14: Is this about musical chairs? I love that game (0)
- 14: Exactly how, wise sage? (0)
- 14: Who’s your daddy? (0)
- 14: Because prayer is more effective than actions (0)
- 13: Grab your pen, it’s bible study time! (0)
- 13: This one is funny enough on its own (0)
- 13: Good luck with that quest (0)
- 13: Your balance is still off a bit (0)
- 13: Faithful? Don’t you share him with millions of other women? (0)
- 12: Mark your balls with Jesus (0)
- 12: What’s your take on the crusades? (0)
- 12: That’s how your religion works, we get it (0)
- 12: Mmmm…morning sex (0)
- 12: Is that like foreplay? (0)
- 11: Skater Jesus (0)
- 11: I bet they’re homophobic as well… (0)
- 11: Have you ever heard of fiction? (0)
- 11: How about pouring them on some drought regions then? (0)
- 11: I didn’t know all liberals were atheists (0)
- 10: Jesus Frisbee (0)
- 10: Storm, the movie (0)
- 10: A new Symphony of Science video (0)
- 09: Can I get that in a medium? (0)
- 09: Fun with Google ads (0)
- 09: Bored? Play Jesus Dress Up! (0)
- 09: Please say they’re talking about the latino pool boy (0)
- 08: The sculpture probably melted 8 years ago (0)
- 08: Thinking of running with scissors again? (0)
- 08: Maybe he was just a cold homeless man (0)
- 08: Dreams of grandeur… (0)
- 08: My favorite baseball player (0)
- 07: Yes, just keep believing to him (0)
- 07: Christ’s revenge: cable advertisement placement (0)
- 07: What did god do then? (0)
- 07: You’re becoming a teabagger (0)
- 07: Jesus, what time is it? (0)
- 06: Lucky us (0)
- 06: You must be the life of the party (0)
- 06: Imaginary friend > life partner…nice (0)
- 06: Woo vs woo (0)
- 06: View-Master Bible Stories (0)
- 05: Even spelling? (0)
- 05: So much for free will (0)
- 05: People never keep resolutions (0)
- 05: I just expect him to fix my car (0)
- 05: What would Jesus wear? (0)
- 04: I’d call an exterminator (0)
- 04: Um, what does "slightly used" mean? (0)
- 04: And what about the New World Order? (0)
- 04: Jesus got a Bowflex for his birthday? (0)
- 04: Another stupid Facebook group (0)
- 01: …but left all but faith at the door? (0)
- 01: Because doctors are more trustworthy than imaginary friends (0)
- 01: Pro-Abortion Environmental Theists…I’ve heard it all now (0)
- 01: What’s the gospel been doing all this time? (0)
- 01: Wait, Fox has video footage of the birth of Jesus? (0)
- December 2009 (124)
- 31: or C) controlling the world through a known fallacy (0)
- 31: Aren’t you several decades too late for this battle? (0)
- 31: Still hawking a hoax to try and prove a hoax (0)
- 31: Pondering: your lack of understanding in any subject area (0)
- 31: I’ll believe it when YOU do it, asshole (0)
- 30: Wait don’t tell me…Beyonce, right? (0)
- 30: Sounds like a shite movie (0)
- 30: What happened to that evidence then? (0)
- 30: You don’t either (0)
- 30: They’re both a pair of quacks (0)
- 29: So, patriotism = having had a father in WWII? (0)
- 29: Yes, tell me what to think please (0)
- 29: Most Catholics I know are like you (0)
- 29: Everyone has to have a goal (0)
- 29: The Devil had a party? I wasn’t invited. (0)
- 28: Did she sit on Jesus’ lap too? (0)
- 28: So is spelling (0)
- 28: When did we become medieval villagers? (0)
- 28: You should be very ashamed actually (0)
- 28: That’s not boldness, it’s delusion. (0)
- 26: Twitter Lists (0)
- 26: Where the hell have I been? (0)
- 24: White Wine in the Sun… (0)
- 19: Coming to a Wii near you… (0)
- 18: What does it say about paedophilia? (0)
- 18: Um….god = allah. (0)
- 18: I love god’s priority list (0)
- 18: The last teaparty of the year… (0)
- 18: God, Satan…same difference (0)
- 17: And religious schools are brainwashing interment camps…touché (0)
- 17: No pleasing…yourself?? (0)
- 17: Nice, makes me want to convert (0)
- 17: Methinks you lie (0)
- 17: Dung Delusion (0)
- 17: Fwd: Hail Mary (0)
- 16: Fuck your god…direct your silly prayers to scientists (0)
- 16: Ah yes…the famous "atheist" religion (0)
- 16: You realize you drinking ocean water can kill you? (0)
- 16: Okie dokie then….good luck with that (0)
- 16: It’s just a Monkees song (0)
- 16: I don’t think you understand what "hustler" means (0)
- 15: Well, Mythbusters did prove you can polish a turd (0)
- 15: Why do Christians have Thursdays on their calendars? (0)
- 15: Yes, weird how some people have higher intelligence than others (0)
- 15: Lemmings…interesting choice (0)
- 15: Really? Can you show me a picture? (0)
- 14: Jesus the dog-like servant? (0)
- 14: I’d rather sleep late (0)
- 14: IGNORANT IMBECILE = 1ST GRADE READING LEVEL = POOR UNDERSTANDING OF SCIENCE (0)
- 14: Do you help him dress for service? (0)
- 14: Check your sources, I think you’re wrong (0)
- 13: Don’t christians like zombies? (0)
- 13: Born-again christian or heathen….the only choice (0)
- 12: Fox News caters to the low IQ of its viewers (0)
- 12: Ignoramus of the Week: lizarddawg (0)
- 12: It’s a @timminchin sort of day (0)
- 12: A little gay happiness (0)
- 11: Pondering whether she was delusion or just a liar? (0)
- 11: BREAKING NEWS: Winter proves global warming a hoax! (0)
- 11: Are you implying non-christians are slaves? (0)
- 11: Only a true fundie would think this makes sense (0)
- 11: Jesus the economist (0)
- 10: Cuz inglush iz reel hard n stuf (0)
- 10: Well it’s obvious you never evolved anyway (0)
- 10: Nobody said it wasn’t a christmas tree, jackass (0)
- 10: Ponder harder, you can do it. (0)
- 10: But threatening hell fire and brimstone is? (0)
- 09: Why, having mutton for dinner? (0)
- 09: I’d look at those "truths" a bit more closely (0)
- 09: Is that how you got pregnant? (0)
- 09: So you’re an un-labeled believer of woo (0)
- 09: Interesting options there (0)
- 08: HIS plan interferes with MY freewill (0)
- 08: Did you take into account 2,000 years of Christianity? (0)
- 08: Atheists are behind the great global warming hoax now? (0)
- 08: In that funny kind of way? (0)
- 08: Sorry, when did this happen? (0)
- 07: Congratulations D.J. Grothe!! (0)
- 07: You like me…you really really like me (0)
- 07: Just pay shipping and handling (0)
- 07: And where do militant christian teabaggers fall? (0)
- 07: This one is funny enough already (0)
- 07: The founding fathers were rapture ready? (0)
- 07: A source would be ideal for this statement (0)
- 07: God needs money for his buildings though (0)
- 06: "A working class hero is something to be…" (0)
- 06: At least one piece of evidence would be nice (0)
- 06: What a good conditioned slave you are (0)
- 06: Help them by making them suffer more (0)
- 06: Either way, PETA’s not happy (0)
- 06: Michael Specter and the truth about vaccines (0)
- 05: What a lovely invitation (0)
- 05: Hip Hop Sermon (0)
- 05: Free will? Reality? Free Sundays? No fear of hell? (0)
- 05: Not all of us (0)
- 05: Intelligence based on Bible mentions? (0)
- 04: Julia Sweeney’s "Letting Go of God" Review (0)
- 04: Repent, repent, for the day of judgement is nigh (0)
- 04: Clearly not an astronomer (0)
- 04: The kids will love it! (0)
- 04: Ignoramus of the Week: Inviolable (0)
- 04: I think there is more to fidelity than that (0)
- 03: Can you spot what’s wrong here? (0)
- 03: Mommy Dearest (0)
- 03: Matter, the troublesome creator (0)
- 03: Three-year-olds and their tantrums (0)
- 03: I think this guy is a stand-up comedian (0)
- 03: How do you boycott a random person? (0)
- 02: Mary’s Disc Drive Update (2) (0)
- 02: What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (0)
- 02: Get your $3 CHRISTmas button here (0)
- 02: The Affirmations of Humanism: A Statement of Principles (0)
- 02: Can you spare $39.99 a minute? (0)
- 02: I like Polanski’s films. Does that make me a rapist? (0)
- 02: When did we become a monarchy? (0)
- 02: Ah, the pathetic Stalin/Hitler defense (0)
- 02: Guessing he’s never met an atheist (0)
- 02: No true Scotsman, I mean "patriot" (0)
- 01: Don’t forget to read Ecclesiastes 8:7 (0)
- 01: How about Leviticus 19:28 (0)
- 01: And what about fellow humans? (0)
- 01: And this is why you’re dangerous (0)
- 01: Fox reports the important stuff (0)
- 01: Do tell us more, oh wise sage (0)
- November 2009 (209)
- 30: Spammer or teabagger? (0)
- 30: Some holiday cheer just isn’t good enough (0)
- 30: But jesus toast is my favorite breakfast! (0)
- 30: I hope to have something more meaningful like family and friends (0)
- 30: The pandemic-challenged strike again (0)
- 30: Slightly skewed logic (0)
- 29: Networked Blogs (1)
- 29: The "holiday tree" hooha (0)
- 29: Like burying the dead? (0)
- 29: How gracious of you (0)
- 29: Scientists lie, but imaginary sky pixies tell the truth (0)
- 29: I think there is more to this story (0)
- 29: So climatologists, evolutions, and atheists are one in the same (0)
- 28: Mary’s Disc Drive Update (0)
- 28: All based on a silly little book? (0)
- 28: How can you tell Glenn Beck from just your average lunatic? (0)
- 28: Plenty? (0)
- 28: Are you suggesting we abort terrorists then? (0)
- 28: No idea how our judicial system works (0)
- 27: Mary’s Disc Drive (0)
- 27: What about all that forgiveness crap? (0)
- 27: Yeah, who wants educated children anyway? (0)
- 27: Your tolerance astounds me (0)
- 27: Terminator Christian (0)
- 27: Turkey Leftovers (0)
- 27: Ignoramus of the Week: Reverend J.R. Seabolt (0)
- 26: Thank you imaginary sky pixie…for EVERYTHING!!! (0)
- 26: Happy Thanksgiving (0)
- 25: In God We Trust…WTF? (0)
- 25: Atheists and their own gospel (0)
- 25: "Patriots" and their flippant use of "waterboarding" (0)
- 25: Speaking of traditional marriages… (0)
- 25: Why don’t you try it first? (0)
- 25: Dancing (Mormon) Queen (0)
- 25: That’s it? Just that one opportunity? (0)
- 25: Such a powerful piece of wood pulp (0)
- 25: Thanksgiving Preview (0)
- 24: Kirk Cameron and his debating growing pains (0)
- 24: Freedom of speech is a lovely thing (0)
- 24: We just need some brainwashed children holding hands (0)
- 24: Kind of like that TV show, The Prisoner (0)
- 24: I’m going to go christian somebody (0)
- 24: A collection of lunacy (0)
- 24: Mr. Deity and the Woman (0)
- 23: Our Place in the Cosmos (0)
- 23: AatRB is now on Facebook (0)
- 23: Shut up woman, get on my horse (0)
- 23: I give you, the Sarah Palin patriots…. (0)
- 23: And "God is real" is brand new? (0)
- 23: Well, maybe if he were a better tipper (0)
- 23: Sorry about misrepresenting your mistranslation (0)
- 23: When did murder become a personality trait? (0)
- 23: Pass my god’s laws or I’ll jam a spike in your head (0)
- 23: Hostility and Ignorance on a Sunday Evening (0)
- 23: Christian websites crack me up (part two) (0)
- 23: Christian websites crack me up (0)
- 22: Fwd: Bank Account (0)
- 22: God sends debaters to hell (0)
- 22: Wait, god is going to chop our heads off and fry us?? (0)
- 22: Is that what you call your bowel movements? (0)
- 22: Shall we go over "Xmas" once again? (0)
- 22: I’m sure the vegan christians like you too (0)
- 22: Love means needing therapy? (0)
- 21: Do people really confuse Santa with Christ? (0)
- 21: Sarah Palin, remember they carry bibles AND guns (0)
- 21: Or are you just into fashionable execution devices? (0)
- 21: Was she jealous of his one nighter with Mary? (0)
- 21: What is the point then? (0)
- 21: God is going to eat us??? (0)
- 21: Have you said yes, hippie? (0)
- 21: Looking for a good book review? (0)
- 20: It’s like Ghost Adventures vs Ghost Hunters (0)
- 20: Thank the ancient Babylonians, not your god (0)
- 20: Another potential murder/rapist (0)
- 20: Fun Times with a Young Earth Creationist (0)
- 20: Ignoramus Updates (0)
- 20: No, that’s irritable bowel syndrome (0)
- 20: Like, belief in god is like easy, duh.. (0)
- 20: Better choices…like not believing in sky fairies perhaps (0)
- 20: Blessed art thou, touched by His Noodly Appendage! (0)
- 20: Look at the picture…what picture? (0)
- 20: Ignoramus of the Week: Pastor Steven Anderson (0)
- 19: I hope a history book is on your list to Santa (0)
- 19: Good to see you’re asking questions (0)
- 19: Maybe that’s how they get through church (0)
- 19: Jesus, the Fabergé egg (0)
- 19: Palin’s new book is holy? (0)
- 19: Flair is so cool (0)
- 17: Yes, can we try it on you first? (0)
- 17: She took joy in the suffering of others…great model (0)
- 17: Really? I have some questions myself… (0)
- 17: Reminds me of another religion I know of (0)
- 17: Puppies and teddy bears work just as well (0)
- 16: Is the separation of church and state so difficult to understand? (0)
- 16: Have you heard of Prozac? (0)
- 16: Three reasons why atheists are ignorant…I mean two reasons. (0)
- 16: Evolution disproved? By who, your pocket fairy? (0)
- 16: Spam-bots need religion (0)
- 16: Trading in vampires for zombies (0)
- 16: Sounds like a page from Slave Master 101 (0)
- 16: Then why are penises circumcised? (0)
- 16: You’re not a very good Christian it seems (0)
- 15: Using woo to figure out woo…seems right. (0)
- 15: How unusual, a deer in the woods. (0)
- 15: If they did they’d be in prison (0)
- 15: Actually, most of them are quite proud of that (0)
- 15: Does the bible eat much? (0)
- 15: Not asking if you believe in sky fairies, but do you belive in sky fairies? (0)
- 15: Should D.C. Catholic Charities be allowed to discriminate? (0)
- 14: Because the economy and two wars aren’t enough (0)
- 14: Like a branded steer? (0)
- 14: Baby Names for Anti-Semites (0)
- 14: Does this not violate EOE? (0)
- 13: ChristianChrip is down! Conspiracy!! (0)
- 13: How is that different from what you already do? (0)
- 13: I could make idiotic generalizations about you too (0)
- 13: What is #arealwife? Let’s ask the fundies (0)
- 13: Ignoramus of the Week: Dr. Sam Gipp (0)
- 13: It’s just a movie folks (0)
- 12: That doesn’t win the debate (0)
- 12: Biblical xenophobia (0)
- 12: Yes, for "many" it’s a goal (0)
- 12: Do you need references for bible stacking? (0)
- 12: Minister’s wife…why not an actual minister? (0)
- 12: God doesn’t mind potty mouth (0)
- 11: Why are so many Christians in prison to begin with? (0)
- 11: Even in cases of domestic violence? (0)
- 11: God hates pasta (0)
- 11: I’ve learned many scary things (0)
- 11: Is anyone else confused here? (0)
- 10: Will Smith, Christian Guitar Hero and a new Mr. Deity (0)
- 10: What was the question? (0)
- 10: Some would say they’re the same (0)
- 10: A potential killer? (0)
- 10: I wonder what Pascal would think (0)
- 10: Need a little hashtag help? (0)
- 09: Why vaccinate when god will provide a cure? (0)
- 09: He’s coming…but WHEN?? (0)
- 09: Twitter Update (0)
- 09: Good Christian women don’t have sex (0)
- 09: That seems normal (0)
- 09: What a nonsensical debate (0)
- 09: Bizarro world or just a cult invite? (0)
- 09: Maybe they’re waiting for actual factual proof? (0)
- 08: Is the Catholic Church a force for good in the world? (0)
- 08: Maybe God is the liar… (0)
- 08: Good morals = refusing sick people health care? (0)
- 08: Could you explain "charity" to me then? (0)
- 08: God hates Catholics (0)
- 08: Good Stuff (0)
- 08: Secular Sunday Fun: Cheeses of Nazareth (0)
- 07: Christmas commercialism is getting out of hand (0)
- 07: Wow, like North Korea (0)
- 07: When did Jesus even get a green card? (0)
- 07: How would humanity change if they read science books before breakfast? (0)
- 07: Happy Carl Sagan Day (0)
- 06: Fear no ghosts, no gods (0)
- 06: Today’s Good Stuff (0)
- 06: Ignoramus of the Week: JesusIsComingRUReady (0)
- 06: Don’t hate…unless it’s homosexuals (0)
- 06: I think Palin and Bachmann had something to do with it (0)
- 06: Do you know what a synonym is? (0)
- 06: So the GOP is indeed a religion now? (0)
- 05: Secular Life’s Answering Machine (0)
- 05: Wow! You’ve convinced me! (0)
- 05: Today’s Good Stuff (0)
- 05: Carrie Prejean, the Christian Right’s Hope for America (0)
- 05: Sunny Day…. (0)
- 05: All of us? The whole country in a Starbucks? (0)
- 05: Pretty Please??? (0)
- 05: Yeah, they don’t like smart folks (0)
- 05: But some of you commit it (George Tiller anyone?) (0)
- 05: Baaa baaa baaaaaaa (0)
- 04: This is why "news" media is losing ground (0)
- 04: Today’s Good Stuff (0)
- 04: Virtual Drinking Skeptically (0)
- 04: No Sparkling Angels Today? (0)
- 04: So you put Jesus fourth? (0)
- 04: You grow up and say "congrats" (0)
- 04: I don’t see a grammy in your future (0)
- 04: Because he’s imaginary (0)
- 04: Is she also a doctor? (0)
- 03: Theme Song (0)
- 03: Christian Tolerance (0)
- 03: Email Subscriptions (0)
- 03: Celebrate Christmas and Violate the Constitution (0)
- 03: The Life of the Party (0)
- 03: Tell This to Mercedes Evolution Boy (0)
- 03: When Did Nigeria Die? (0)
- 03: Panic is a Pretty Sight (0)
- 02: You’ve Got Twenty Minutes (0)
- 02: 2009 Golden Crocoduck Award Goes to…. (0)
- 02: Seems About Right (0)
- 02: The Marvels of Modern Medicine (0)
- 02: There’s a sex joke in here somewhere… (0)
- 02: It only takes an hour (0)
- 02: Just call a doctor for crying out loud… (0)
- 02: You must be one of those generic people (0)
- 02: Oh Good God… (0)
- 01: You Can’t Hide From Me (0)
- 01: Happy Hallowmas, Now Eat Your Deity (0)
- 01: A-mish-mosh of Fiction (0)
- 01: Have You Heard of the Bible? (0)
- 01: Christians Are Delusional (0)
- 01: Results from the Label Poll (0)
- 01: Secular Sunday Fun: Don’t Be Late For Church (0)
- 01: Cannibals… (0)
- 01: Time to Weed Out the Gene Pool? (0)
- 01: Trick or Treat….or a Lesson in Damnation (0)
- October 2009 (197)
- 31: Christianity vs Halloween Debate (0)
- 31: Science Vs the Bible…Facebook Style (0)
- 31: The Global Atheist (0)
- 31: You’re Obviously Not Merriam or Webster (0)
- 31: Evolution Explained (0)
- 31: Sounds Like Vertigo (0)
- 31: Monkeymen…Like Planet of the Apes? (0)
- 31: Let Me Google That (0)
- 30: Reminder: Label Poll Closes Tomorrow (0)
- 30: A Brush With Fame (0)
- 30: Happy Halloweeen (0)
- 30: Ignoramus of the Week: FilmDoctor (0)
- 30: Like Every Other Fairy Tale (0)
- 30: I Wouldn’t Have Chosen "Humanity" (0)
- 30: Glad to see your priorities are in order (0)
- 30: Squirrel…rat…some type of rodent (0)
- 30: We can all be superheroes! (0)
- 29: No Wonder Diddy Tweets About Jesus (0)
- 29: Shep Smith: Traitor to the Loony Bin? (0)
- 29: Did His Job Description Require Proselytizing? (0)
- 29: Like Working on the Sabbath? (0)
- 29: Every Girl’s Crazy ‘Bout the Sharp Dressed God (0)
- 29: No, Thank Pasteur, Koch or Waksman (0)
- 29: No Fox News? I Sense a Little Illusory Superiority (0)
- 28: Susie Essman Has a Suggestion (0)
- 28: Buy Shit or You’ll Fucking Burn in Hell!! (0)
- 28: Therefore, God Exists… (0)
- 28: Finally, the Holy Trinity is Explained (0)
- 28: God’s Will May Be to Let Her Die in Excruciating Pain, Though (0)
- 28: Here’s a Sign For You (0)
- 28: Where Was Jesus All This Time? (0)
- 28: Los del Río Could Make a Comeback (0)
- 27: Can Jesus Help You With Hashtags? (0)
- 27: Tell That To a Republican (0)
- 27: Religious Disinfectant? (0)
- 27: Why, Is He Going to Commit a Crime? (0)
- 27: If You Lack "Common Sense", At Least Read "Age of Reason" (0)
- 26: Fluffy Clouds (0)
- 26: Pale Blue Dot (Carl Sagan) (0)
- 26: Thorazine Might Not Be Strong Enough (0)
- 26: Another Fundie Who Has Never Read a Science Book (0)
- 26: Kitty, Red, Mary & Joseph (0)
- 26: They Would All Turn Atheist (0)
- 26: How are You a Christian Then? (0)
- 25: A Whole Lotta Shakin Goin On (0)
- 25: Secular Sunday Fun (0)
- 25: I Would Teach Carpentry Skills (0)
- 25: I Want an Invisible Plane Like Wonder Woman (0)
- 25: So, All Bible Based Religions Are Cults (0)
- 25: Won’t Everyone Look the Same? (0)
- 24: Ignoramus of the Week: Alice Shannon (0)
- 24: Or Pay the Convenience Charge at Ticketmaster (0)
- 24: That’s Not How It Goes (0)
- 24: So I Shouldn’t Worship Glenn Beck? (0)
- 24: No Fast Food for Christians (0)
- 24: Even the Old Testament? (0)
- 23: Rejecting Evolution is Retarded (0)
- 23: The Defense of Exorcism (0)
- 23: Hot Potato, Hot Potato (0)
- 23: I’m Not Faking My Love for Imaginary Sky Pixies (0)
- 23: This Explains Christian Homeless Shelters (0)
- 23: I’m Intrigued! (0)
- 23: Show Your Pride! (0)
- 22: Rape Is Wrong Because God Says So (0)
- 22: Which Religion Should You Follow? (0)
- 22: Panicked Parents are Scary (0)
- 22: A little bit more of "No God" Day (0)
- 22: It’s an Atheist Conspiracy (0)
- 22: Dan Brown is Historically Accurate (0)
- 22: Muahahahaha…. (0)
- 22: Polygamist Wannabe? (0)
- 21: Scientific Polls…or maybe not (0)
- 21: Twitter Censorship Video (0)
- 21: "No God" Day Round-Up (0)
- 21: Santa? The Tooth Fairy? Rasputin? (0)
- 21: Let’s go over "burden of proof" again (0)
- 21: Yesterday was so much fun… (0)
- 21: But what do you really think about us? (0)
- 20: Twitter gives in to censorship (0)
- 20: "No God" inspires some good Christian language (0)
- 20: The frenzy continues… (0)
- 20: Twitter has spoken (0)
- 20: I don’t care if this gets old…I’ve got thousands more (0)
- 20: No…you still don’t get how trending topics work (0)
- 20: And for the record, you are overwhelming ignorant (0)
- 20: Well, the rapture IS tomorrow (0)
- 20: Attention Christians: A lesson in Twitter trending topics (0)
- 20: More "No God" fun from the trending challenged (0)
- 20: No God, Know Peace (0)
- 19: I suspect "patiently" is the key word there (0)
- 19: We are all connected (0)
- 19: What kind of sound does god make? (0)
- 19: I’d switch out Jesus with his liquid form (0)
- 19: But you have eyes, why not use them? (0)
- 19: Pareidolia at its finest (0)
- 18: Because everyone knows Christianity is the only true belief (0)
- 17: Dawkins: "I am offended" (0)
- 17: Forgiveness still has a price (0)
- 17: Praise the lord and pass the all purpose cleanser (0)
- 17: I worry about "in the name of Jesus" and his home life (0)
- 16: The Nagging Wife (0)
- 16: Like a parasite? (0)
- 16: It is. They are. Pay attention (0)
- 16: Aw, fairy tales are harmless (0)
- 16: "in the name of Jesus" returns (0)
- 16: Ignorance at its finest (0)
- 16: Another Poll! (0)
- 15: Jesus was alone with him in the attic? (0)
- 15: Because Christians are peaceful? Surely you jest. (0)
- 15: But Jacob did it with God… (0)
- 15: Watch it, Ashlee Simpson has a mean streak (0)
- 15: Is that like texting and driving? (0)
- 15: Except for that one time, right? (0)
- 15: What a bunch of masochists (0)
- 15: Blog Action Day 2009: Climate Change (0)
- 14: What about the Holy Ghost part of the Trinity? (0)
- 14: I thought God knew and saw everything? (0)
- 14: Actually…you should be thanking the Muslims (0)
- 14: Scientific Art (0)
- 14: The deep struggle of demons and credit card balances (0)
- 13: I wonder why (0)
- 13: And now for today’s lesson (0)
- 13: Colbert vs Beck…Twins? (0)
- 13: I got stoned yesterday (0)
- 12: Mr. Deity and the Science Advisor (0)
- 12: If it did I might believe it more (0)
- 12: There’s a sex joke here somewhere (0)
- 12: That’s right, just give up (0)
- 12: Does god drink fair trade coffee? (0)
- 12: For the love of petty prayers… (0)
- 12: Focus on the Family…and create a master race of disciples? (0)
- 12: Facebook follows the trends (0)
- 11: Poll: Labels…Which do you prefer? (0)
- 11: Vote for the 2009 Golden Crocaduck Award (0)
- 11: Secular Sunday Fun: Sell the Vatican (0)
- 10: No…that’s what you call dead silence (0)
- 10: Um, not quite… (0)
- 10: Just like every other charlatan (0)
- 10: Here’s a funny little exchange… (0)
- 10: Happy Days theme tune from hell (0)
- 09: Glenn Beck allows you to read your own news? (0)
- 09: Just get a puppy, it’s more fun (0)
- 09: Wow…a direct message from god (0)
- 09: Yeah, a sign to stay clear of retirement homes (0)
- 09: And money, don’t forget money (0)
- 08: Not what you were looking for (0)
- 08: So what about the orphans? (0)
- 08: But what if you’re not? (0)
- 08: There is a clinical diagnosis for this type of paranoia (0)
- 08: So so sad… (0)
- 08: A hollowed out shell of a being, smiling with no longer a brain, all for god’s amusement…nice analogy (0)
- 07: Last Day for the Boobie-Thon (0)
- 07: Kind of like those computerized Magie Eye things (0)
- 07: Yo! (0)
- 07: Thanks for worrying, we’ll be ok (0)
- 07: He’s a great motivational speaker for offices (0)
- 07: Living in the future doesn’t help (0)
- 06: Disclosure (0)
- 06: To those who reject the teaching of evolution… (0)
- 06: The Invention of Lying (0)
- 06: Stay clear of this tweeter (0)
- 06: You’ve got that the wrong way ’round (0)
- 06: I thought the word of god was pure and simple (0)
- 06: Heaven has doors and locks? (0)
- 06: Jesus was on the Atkins Diet? (0)
- 05: 2009 Boobie-Thon (0)
- 05: At least god stays in touch with the times (0)
- 05: Kind of like an organ chastity belt (0)
- 05: Clouds get shoutouts now (0)
- 05: ….And if you weren’t reborn? (0)
- 05: The United States began that age in 1945 (0)
- 04: Secular Sunday Fun (0)
- 04: Bank error proves god exists (0)
- 04: Where is the word "nuclear" found in the bible? (0)
- 04: Satan maybe, but not the son of god (0)
- 04: Intelligent people find slavery to be a bad thing (0)
- 04: My biggest problem is avoiding parking tickets (0)
- 03: A Glorious Dawn (0)
- 03: Was it quimby? That’s a good word. (0)
- 03: Interested in the latter (0)
- 03: Or maybe they read Luke 14:25-27 and were confused (0)
- 03: So much for an omniscient god (0)
- 03: Sorry, who gave her the cancer to begin with? (0)
- 02: Discovering Religion (0)
- 02: Where do you buy a dildo shaped like god? (0)
- 02: I could…what does this prove? (0)
- 02: I’m sure your neighborhood atheist could get the same deal (2)
- 02: How exactly did you see this? (2)
- 02: ….and doinggg absolutely nothing about it (0)
- 01: Thunderf00t and Glenn Beck (1)
- 01: Blasphemy Day Runner-Up (3)
- 01: Blasphemy Day Twitter Round-Up (1)
- 01: So you suggest cheating? (0)
- 01: Not really (0)
- 01: Actually you do…you’d have to to believe that shit (0)
- 01: Sorry, is the "web" some type of technology? (0)
- 01: You must have about 5 billion enemies then (0)
- September 2009 (259)
- 30: International Blasphemy Day (5)
- 30: Tractor tubes are gifts from god (0)
- 30: Was he constipated? (0)
- 30: I couldn’t find that word in the bible…or the dictionary (0)
- 30: You’ve never seen a puppy? (0)
- 30: Perhaps you should ask this of your pastor (0)
- 29: A little too kinky for me (0)
- 29: Yeah, forget those dying kids…we want webkinz! (0)
- 29: Like, totally radical dude (0)
- 29: What did Bucky do to you? (0)
- 29: Too many scientists and not enough butterfly catchers (2)
- 28: Stop Being So Smug (0)
- 28: Not too confident in the glorious afterlife, eh? (0)
- 28: What about touch and smell? (0)
- 28: It’s so rong… (0)
- 28: You’re such a patriotic optimist (1)
- 28: First the baby seals, now Jesus?!?! (0)
- 27: Secular Sunday Fun (1)
- 27: God’s sales staff often appear wise (0)
- 27: Glad to see you’ve found happiness (0)
- 27: Not sure it works like this (0)
- 27: I think you’re going to starve (0)
- 27: Doesn’t Jesus prefer sandals? (0)
- 26: Always love to see people starve (0)
- 26: You’re most important! (0)
- 26: Damn lying entities (0)
- 26: We only care about Paris Hilton’s BFF (0)
- 26: I’m getting really tired of these fuckwits (0)
- 25: Finally, the truth! (0)
- 25: Well who isn’t afraid of Bridezillas? (0)
- 25: You know what does exist? Spelling (0)
- 25: Belief in imaginary beings is how you win a war (0)
- 25: Jesus doesn’t heal cancer vicitims either (0)
- 24: Kirk Cameron VS Charles Darwin (2)
- 24: Thrilled? (0)
- 24: In a French maid’s costume? (0)
- 24: And they say atheists lack responsibility (0)
- 24: This is why we need health care reform (0)
- 24: Denied myself…intelligence? free will? knowledge? (0)
- 23: Quote of the Day (0)
- 23: Like an hors d’oeuvre? (0)
- 23: What does "factual" really mean to you? (0)
- 23: That damn Zeus is a sad joke (0)
- 23: My friends? John McCain is back? (0)
- 23: Doctors have great medications now (0)
- 23: John McCain warns of demons (1)
- 23: What do we pay these scientists for? (0)
- 23: I’d love to know the first two (1)
- 23: Like on a ship? With the captain? Ahoy! (1)
- 22: Quote of the Day (0)
- 22: that is totally logical (0)
- 22: Sweet dreams (0)
- 22: Try fasting…all the christians are doing it (0)
- 22: Hmm…except there is no record of him saying this (0)
- 22: Do you need a membership card too? (0)
- 22: Facebook…your daily dose of inspiration (0)
- 22: Is that all it takes to get into heaven? (0)
- 22: Brainwashing meets stupidity (0)
- 22: Except…Joe Wilson was actually the liar (0)
- 20: A Little Science Fun (4)
- 20: Secular Sunday Fun (0)
- 20: Quote of the Day (0)
- 20: He crucified his son… (0)
- 20: The Sunday dilemma (0)
- 20: Actually Americans could use a little fasting (0)
- 20: Just randomly honk? (0)
- 20: Christians are always the victims I see (0)
- 20: Judeo Christina? No…Judeo-Christian? Wrong again (0)
- 20: Wouldn’t both be nice to have? (0)
- 20: Apparently these people would drop dead without "faith" (0)
- 19: Ahoy Me Hearties! (0)
- 19: Quote of the Day (0)
- 19: So you’ll force two-thirds of the world into christianity? (0)
- 19: Organizational skills do not prove the existance of god (0)
- 19: You need medication (0)
- 19: Great debating skills (0)
- 19: Why is that? (0)
- 19: It’s like a horror film… (0)
- 19: Do you need a speculum? (0)
- 19: All believers should wonder this (0)
- 19: Yes, stay away from the Reason Machine (0)
- 18: Quote of the Day (0)
- 18: But you still watch evidently (0)
- 18: Like a prison warden (0)
- 18: Sweet nothings…. (0)
- 18: Jesus knows Whoopi (0)
- 18: Jesus, hiding in the fiction section (0)
- 18: Could you list a couple please? (0)
- 18: When did Jesus pass the Bar exam? (0)
- 18: I could think of a trillion things (0)
- 18: Hair care faith (0)
- 17: Christian Tweeters Unite! (0)
- 17: Quote of the Day (0)
- 17: Thinking bad, Jesus good (0)
- 17: The poetic christian talks of mirrors (0)
- 17: You mean like indentured servants? (0)
- 17: There are facts in the bible? (0)
- 17: Just like a good cult member (0)
- 17: Sorry…caves? (0)
- 17: Child abuse! (0)
- 17: God’s my BFF (0)
- 15: Quote of the Day (4)
- 15: Menstrual Muslims (0)
- 15: This six-year old gets it (0)
- 15: The flight to Jesus has been delayed (0)
- 15: Isn’t "god-given free will" an oxymoron? (0)
- 15: An ignorant slave sentenced to serve an imaginary sky pixie for all eternity? (0)
- 15: Must Jesus approve your dinner menu now? (0)
- 15: What exactly is a "radical" encounter? (0)
- 15: Child Abuse (0)
- 15: We should be so lucky (0)
- 14: Quote of the Day (0)
- 14: Don’t pray…buy a map (0)
- 14: Remember to test for lead (0)
- 14: What an exciting life you do lead (0)
- 14: Looks like you’re already a vegetable (0)
- 14: STOP SHOUTING (0)
- 14: What exactly is the difference? (0)
- 14: No, you need to "think" about it (0)
- 14: Much like a lab rat (0)
- 14: So your conspiracy theory relies on a conspiracy theory? (1)
- 13: I wish God would care about dying children instead (1)
- 13: Secular Sunday Fun (1)
- 13: Quote of the Day (0)
- 13: Did he whisper in your ear? (0)
- 13: Awesome people = nonbelievers…coincidence? (0)
- 13: What about all that forgiveness stuff? (0)
- 13: Yet still the continent has been exploited for profit (0)
- 13: Silly Jesus, always hiding things! (0)
- 13: They have callboxes every mile, you’ll be fine (0)
- 13: But the sparrow still fell, didn’t it? (0)
- 13: Madonna’s going to kick your ass (0)
- 12: Quote of the Day (0)
- 12: The ridiculous story of god’s tears (0)
- 12: Riding in cars with christ (0)
- 12: He’s from SC, genius (0)
- 12: Like thumbtacks on your chair? (0)
- 12: Gonna manifest come communism? (0)
- 12: Get a room you crazy kids! (0)
- 12: Looks like you’ve cracked the case (0)
- 12: Anorexics have it all wrong (0)
- 12: The cross is the third most popular tattoo (0)
- 11: Where was God on September 11th? (11)
- 11: Quote of the Day (0)
- 11: I’ve never invited him to any of mine (0)
- 11: Who cares? (0)
- 11: Which "truth" might that be? (0)
- 11: Was he considering making you sleep in? (0)
- 11: Mine’s actually better for not having met him (0)
- 11: How about….study? (0)
- 11: Yes, sanity is rejecting imaginary beings (0)
- 11: You can only trust your imaginary friends (0)
- 11: The blind leading the blind (0)
- 10: Come on all you horny atheists… (0)
- 10: Quote of the Day (0)
- 10: The religious are so hopeful: Money Angel (0)
- 10: What a lousy Hallmark card (0)
- 10: True, but why not forget the bible all together? (0)
- 10: Yeah, I doubt it would (0)
- 10: I don’t think God is like a democracy (0)
- 10: Whatever you say (0)
- 10: You’re worried about HIS safety??? (0)
- 10: Don’t kill the messengers (0)
- 10: It’s alive!! Like Frankenstein’s monster! (0)
- 09: It was bound to happen… (0)
- 09: Quote of the Day (0)
- 09: Such a fickle christian (0)
- 09: Not fill it to the rim with brim? (0)
- 09: What a horrifying thought (0)
- 09: And you will eventually die from kidney failure (0)
- 09: The omniscient cheerleader (0)
- 09: I think they’re doing fine the way they are (0)
- 09: Hungry hungry hippo (0)
- 09: Yes, grow up and become a bigot (0)
- 09: Does 200 win you that trip to Hawaii? (0)
- 08: I just threw up in my mouth a little (4)
- 08: Quote of the Day (0)
- 08: Didn’t you hear? He’s on Twitter (0)
- 08: He wants a Bloody Mary on the veranda, chop chop! (0)
- 08: It’s a friggin’ book…not a seeing eye dog (0)
- 08: I guess @god isn’t a spam-bot after all (0)
- 08: In your warped world maybe (0)
- 08: Crazy slave-driving pastors (0)
- 08: I find the entire book to be hilarious (0)
- 08: He gets all the credit for creative appetizers (0)
- 08: I suspect you find many things confusing (0)
- 07: Quote of the Day (0)
- 07: I always knew he was a suspect (0)
- 07: Have you? I think not. (0)
- 07: Did he also give you Jesus juice? (0)
- 07: What about a restraining order? (0)
- 07: No, this would help me with my faith actually (0)
- 07: Dying is the trendy thing to do (0)
- 07: And they say atheists have no morality (0)
- 07: It certainly made a difference in mine (0)
- 07: I guarantee none of those on the news were atheists (0)
- 06: Quote of the Day (0)
- 06: Secular Sunday Fun (0)
- 06: Zombies only eat one thing… (0)
- 06: Praying for telepathy?? (0)
- 06: Bet they were stuffed in their lockers by 1st period (0)
- 06: When did "catholic" become a verb? (0)
- 06: Glad to see hiphip made the list (0)
- 06: You don’t have to memorize them (0)
- 06: TLC’s pitch for their new reality show (0)
- 06: Please give actual geology another shot (0)
- 05: Quote of the Day (0)
- 05: Aw…he found a reason for his "special purpose" (0)
- 05: And sometimes we just know better (0)
- 05: Jesus the pre-school teacher (0)
- 05: You can buy a map at the gas station (0)
- 05: Aw, bless the homeless (0)
- 05: Obsessive use of hashtags does not get you into heaven (0)
- 05: Bottle it and sell it on eBay! (0)
- 05: Please buy an atlas (0)
- 05: What’s it say about Alzheimer’s and stem cell research? (0)
- 04: Grassroots Skeptics Launch (0)
- 04: Quote of the Day (0)
- 04: And they say romance is dead (0)
- 04: Yes, from you crazy christian fundies (0)
- 04: That would include the molested victims I guess (0)
- 04: How considerate (0)
- 04: I prefer silk (0)
- 04: He let you get to second base? (0)
- 04: Finally! Proof of ghosts! (0)
- 04: Um…have you read the headlines? (0)
- 04: Guardian Angel (0)
- 03: Quote of the Day (0)
- 03: Vampires for Jesus (0)
- 03: Jesus loves his water toys (0)
- 03: Just not the gift of grammar or spelling (0)
- 03: My guess would be no (0)
- 03: Either this is kinky or just plain weird (0)
- 03: Why? What’s going to happen? (0)
- 03: Have you read Judges? It’s been done (0)
- 03: If only that were true… (0)
- 03: This is how Barney began his career (0)
- 02: The gullibility of the faithful (0)
- 02: The ‘religious right’ is wrong (0)
- 02: Quote of the Day (0)
- 02: Starbucks must put something in the coffee (0)
- 02: Then why aren’t all prayers answered? (0)
- 02: I wonder if god has a PR firm (0)
- 02: I’ve found quite the opposite actually (0)
- 02: Jesus may be cheating on you (0)
- 02: Like some kind of stalker (0)
- 02: A sheep in a human’s clothing? (0)
- 02: But Jesus thinks you’re a c*** (0)
- 02: God is the cheesiest! (0)
- 01: Quote of the Day (0)
- 01: Wonder what this person’s therapy session would be like (0)
- 01: New Republican Party Mission Statement (0)
- 01: A pot of gold?? (0)
- 01: Nope. (0)
- 01: Damn, not another crusade… (0)
- 01: Kind of like a Christian coup d’etat? (0)
- 01: Is this a new way to describe prostitution? (0)
- 01: Then what’s all this about "hell" in the bible? (0)
- 01: These poor Christians just can’t win (0)
- August 2009 (321)
- 31: Damn! I thought it was yesterday! (0)
- 31: Quote of the Day (0)
- 31: Yup, building an ark and not looking back (0)
- 31: Yes, free will is overrated (0)
- 31: Try calling 911 first, they’re much quicker (0)
- 31: Prayer before high priced corporate coffee (0)
- 31: Jesus is only a conference call away (0)
- 31: Do you have matching snuggies? (0)
- 31: Orchard farmers always do well (0)
- 31: And we all know Jesus doesn’t heal amputees (0)
- 30: Quote of the Day (0)
- 30: Those crazy Starbucks addicts (0)
- 30: These "Save The Date" magnets are covering my fridge (0)
- 30: And please tell her to run against Palin in the 2012 primary (0)
- 30: Some type of new fetish: Sheep Role-Playing (0)
- 30: So non-belief is worse than murder, nice! (0)
- 30: Is that why birkenstocks still sell? (0)
- 30: You’re a real "glass is half-full" sort of person (0)
- 30: Thanks, I’ll use google maps (0)
- 30: Run if he brings out a butt plug (0)
- 29: Smart or just cowardly? (0)
- 29: Pray for Dad and buy a discounted candle! (0)
- 29: This all sounds a little suspicious (0)
- 29: And so you don’t contaminate the gene pool (0)
- 29: Always put imaginary friends above real people (0)
- 29: God = bits of raw eggs, butter and sugar? (0)
- 29: I prefer a condiment caddy (0)
- 29: Bible study, the new feminine hygiene product (0)
- 29: And they say chivalry is dead (0)
- 29: Quote of the Day (0)
- 28: Calling all Facebookers (0)
- 28: And we’re back with more lunacy (0)
- 28: A funny thing happened… (1)
- 28: Quote of the Day (0)
- 28: I’m not even sure what this means (0)
- 28: Favorite what? (0)
- 28: Is Jesus the fat friend who gave you anything you wanted if you’d only be his friend? (0)
- 28: Maybe he’ll tell you the election is not for 3 more years (0)
- 28: Thank those godless hippies for putting it on the endangered species list! (0)
- 28: Or to the slaughterhouse (0)
- 28: Yes, the truth of how to make a lot of money in 2009 (0)
- 28: Sorry, you can’t really follow both (0)
- 28: Priorities (0)
- 27: Quote of the Day (0)
- 27: My high school shop teacher would feel left out (0)
- 27: Stupid idea for a stupid god (0)
- 27: So Jesus died for your paperwork? (0)
- 26: Didn’t Jesus turn water into wine? (0)
- 26: One of those crazies you see talking to themselves (0)
- 26: Personally I like being in control (0)
- 26: Another god? Have you read the old testament? (0)
- 26: Mother always knows best! (0)
- 26: Really? Mine requires constant recharging & upgrades (0)
- 25: Quote of the Day (0)
- 25: vocations by cectic (0)
- 25: Richard Dawkins interviews Derren Brown (0)
- 25: dude…why is your friend living in a tent? (0)
- 25: no. 11: thou shalt not send spam (0)
- 25: preaching to the spam-bots (0)
- 25: god, the social-media deity (0)
- 25: i hear sacrificing chickens increases your odds (0)
- 25: you want us to pray FOR their destruction?? (0)
- 25: hopefully you live in the garment district (0)
- 25: sounds riveting (0)
- 25: Quote of the Day (0)
- 25: where are the road-ragers when you need them? (0)
- 25: was it "bridge freezes before road surface" sign? (0)
- 25: so…god is your star quarterback? (0)
- 25: many trusted charles manson too (0)
- 25: lol, god with a sense of humor (0)
- 25: don’t forget to throw the bouquet (0)
- 25: you’re much more imporant than the 26,000 kids dead today (0)
- 25: god the money launderer (0)
- 25: god resorts to hooligan tactics (0)
- 24: didn’t know miracles could be scheduled (0)
- 24: who the hell would want someone to? (0)
- 24: why wait? please leave (0)
- 24: jesus has an app for that (0)
- 24: have a kraft single while we figure this one out (0)
- 24: poor colorado river gets no credit these days (0)
- 24: either way you should carry a flyswatter (0)
- 24: i kind of like this tweet (0)
- 24: Quote of the Day (0)
- 24: brainwashing in action (0)
- 23: Quote of the Day (0)
- 23: most girls don’t like being used (0)
- 23: 26,000 kids die each day…pray for one of their diseases (0)
- 23: but how can you watch with your head up your ass? (0)
- 23: oh for fucks sake…he controls your sleep now? (0)
- 23: speaking in tongues does not make you bi-lingual (0)
- 23: …and your cruise director, julie mccoy (0)
- 23: i thought the devil sent storms (0)
- 23: damn kidney stones (0)
- 23: god’s a cheeky sadist (0)
- 22: what a clever strategy (0)
- 22: …like sweet maple syrup! (0)
- 22: like from toledo to schenectady but without a train? (0)
- 22: and what happened to self-esteem? (0)
- 22: wow…even deuteronomy 21:18-21? (0)
- 22: jesus will make you think clearly…sure (0)
- 22: thanks for coming, he’ll be here all week, folks! (0)
- 22: oh, the irony! (0)
- 22: …and get ready to suck some jesus cock (0)
- 22: Quote of the Day (0)
- 21: no, no laughing…just the feeling of abandonment (0)
- 21: good to see the priorities are straight here (0)
- 21: you must also have struggled with history class (0)
- 21: but sand gets in all the cracks (0)
- 21: what a nightmare! (0)
- 21: i always eat popcorn at comedies (0)
- 21: why…did ray comfort "hold" them all again? (0)
- 21: because freewill is a fantasy (0)
- 21: tell that to lee ann rimes (0)
- 21: Quote of the Day (0)
- 20: always prepared… (0)
- 20: he just wants to see your pedicure (0)
- 20: planning on chopping her up? (0)
- 20: why don’t you ask god? (0)
- 20: god dabbles in the flesh trade (0)
- 20: and what does it say about judging others? (0)
- 20: no…spencer & heidi are still hanging around (0)
- 20: save the date! (0)
- 20: good way to convert housewifes and moms (0)
- 20: jesus vs the gag gift (0)
- 20: Quote of the Day (0)
- 19: really, that’s all it says? (0)
- 19: some things he doesn’t really care about (0)
- 19: you probably had some bad sushi (0)
- 19: god, the lawn care specialist (0)
- 19: pack it up, pack it in…let me begin (0)
- 19: yes, it’s so hard to think for yourself sometimes (0)
- 19: actually it’s quite simple (0)
- 19: jesus, the ultimate narcotic (0)
- 19: even the devil can’t stand foot odor (0)
- 19: Quote of the Day (0)
- 18: even if you speak of their non-existence? (0)
- 18: you need help with your debating skills (0)
- 18: true…except for all those times he did (0)
- 18: gasp! god is a socialist like obama?? (0)
- 18: Quote of the Day (0)
- 18: in defense of christians, i think you’re missing the point (0)
- 18: a consequence of relying on invisible sky pixies (0)
- 18: poor devil is always left out (0)
- 18: that’s why all christians should stay at home (0)
- 18: because all life is predetermined anyway (0)
- 18: my dog would not appreciate this (0)
- 18: …but he can’t make it stop? (0)
- 17: does the chlorine affect anything? (0)
- 17: christians are aware of ‘other’ kingdoms? (0)
- 17: what exactly is meant by ‘laborer’? (0)
- 17: pray for the lower limb! (0)
- 17: because jesus isn’t bs, dude! (0)
- 17: this was two days ago…jesus stood you up (0)
- 17: roger…copy…negative…over (0)
- 17: you should lay off the late night cheese snacks (0)
- 17: on second thought, death panels may be a good idea (0)
- 17: god needs a crib sheet? (0)
- 17: forever the christian optimist (0)
- 17: Quote of the Day (0)
- 16: big brother is watching you… (0)
- 16: imaginary friends are the best friends (0)
- 16: handjobs here we come! (0)
- 16: i live the priorities here (0)
- 16: all good christians wish they were witches (0)
- 16: Quote of the Day (0)
- 16: is "thou shall not steal" in those commentaries? (0)
- 16: yes, because it doesn’t (0)
- 16: ask ken ham about dinosaur saddles (0)
- 16: what exactly is being prayed for here? (0)
- 16: laughter after firing the anorexic cast member? (0)
- 16: and where would those terms be found? (0)
- 15: where you not loved as a child? (0)
- 15: god’s perfect? then why did he screw up so much? (0)
- 15: oh really? (0)
- 15: afraid they’d stop talking to you? (0)
- 15: right, why be responsible yourself? (0)
- 15: yeah! fuck humanity! (0)
- 15: all her friends think god is fake apparently (0)
- 15: bigger than a piano? or an elephant? (0)
- 15: the new preacher’s pulpit: facebook (0)
- 15: Quote of the Day (0)
- 14: yes, jesus thought of no one but you (0)
- 14: would i have a tray growing out of my forearm? (0)
- 14: I always hear "i’m too sexy" by right said fred (0)
- 14: there is an up-to-date bible? (0)
- 14: what does a rapture drill consist of? (0)
- 14: survivor-man bible study (0)
- 14: practice what you preach (0)
- 14: what a nice christian thing to do (0)
- 14: this one is just funny (0)
- 14: really? give it a try and see what happens (0)
- 14: did you use a magic wand for that? (0)
- 14: many christians have the same problem (0)
- 14: sounds like a blast (0)
- 14: Quote of the Day (0)
- 13: yes, stay ignorant and in the dark (0)
- 13: the church of rachel ray (0)
- 13: astronomy, stupid, not astrology (0)
- 13: checkmate, theist! (0)
- 13: nothing like a little brainwashing (0)
- 13: they do fit well together, very true (0)
- 13: Quote of the Day (0)
- 12: god loves potty mouth tweets (0)
- 12: masters usually are toward slaves (0)
- 12: get them a copy of "the god delusion" (0)
- 12: god loves his spam (0)
- 12: all sins forgiven in love and war (0)
- 12: the clock (0)
- 12: great, let’s stone the kids then! (0)
- 12: good to see prayers going towards the needy (0)
- 12: jesus envy (0)
- 12: Quote of the Day (0)
- 11: much like selling your soul to the devil (0)
- 11: as a good "american" perhaps you should read the first amendment (0)
- 11: um…is his person fishing? (0)
- 11: do you mean zeus? (0)
- 11: life coaches vs jesus (0)
- 11: you need therapy (0)
- 11: the two most important (0)
- 11: couldn’t have said it better myself (0)
- 11: greeks love jesus too (0)
- 11: like, "give me my rib back, bitch"? (0)
- 11: it will be pure joy with you gone (0)
- 11: the face of christian hypocrisy (0)
- 10: Quote of the Day (0)
- 10: please say you attend a private school (0)
- 10: this is how most of the bible was written (0)
- 10: too much information (0)
- 10: such a pessimist (0)
- 10: yes, he gave you two houses! (0)
- 10: jesus likes his ladies moist (0)
- 10: that’s also sort of like brain washing (0)
- 10: when do you do the exorcism? (0)
- 10: Quote of the Day (0)
- 09: the god of storms and first dates (0)
- 09: so…you didn’t see the rapture…you’re a liar then (0)
- 09: does he require batteries? (0)
- 09: voodoo god (0)
- 09: perhaps he was constipated (0)
- 09: i just use an alarm clock (0)
- 09: muahahahaha… (0)
- 09: maybe he’s the problem (0)
- 09: what has he done for me lately? (0)
- 09: you want illness in jesus’ name? (0)
- 09: god, the sex-change doctor (0)
- 09: yes, good idea (0)
- 09: Quote of the Day (0)
- 09: but he steals all the covers! (0)
- 09: they really teachnn you? (0)
- 09: what year is this? (0)
- 09: along with million dollar salaries and steroid use (0)
- 08: yeah, that guy was way off (0)
- 08: religious body art (0)
- 08: but men don’t like teases (0)
- 08: kate gosselin, meet michelle duggar (0)
- 08: and all I got was this vial of pond scum (0)
- 08: …and made passionate love to me (0)
- 08: good thing it’s not the other way around (0)
- 08: they arrived naked apparently (0)
- 08: you’re going to hell (0)
- 08: if you wanna be my lover (0)
- 08: creation "museum" roundup (0)
- 08: Quote of the Day (0)
- 07: good luck! (0)
- 07: miley cyrus, spiritual advisor (0)
- 07: they just don’t include free will (0)
- 07: because hypocrisy is essential to christianity (0)
- 07: did you have a boo-boo? (0)
- 07: i thought charles was in charge (0)
- 07: god’s a cheeky monkey (0)
- 07: abraham has boobies! (0)
- 07: that’s almost 14 billion eyes at once (0)
- 07: more photos from the creation "museum" trip (0)
- 07: early photos from the creation "museum" trip (0)
- 07: Quote of the Day (0)
- 06: if atheists ruled the world (0)
- 06: twitter was down this morning… (0)
- 06: Quote of the Day (0)
- 06: will he get royalties? (0)
- 06: i wonder why (0)
- 06: don’t slip and fall (0)
- 06: yo quiero jesús cristo? (0)
- 06: what about if you cannot spell? (0)
- 06: where does it say god invented water? (0)
- 06: this was posted by a woman, sadly (0)
- 06: god created the patio (0)
- 06: what a sad conflict of interest (0)
- 06: jesus, personal shopper (0)
- 06: i think my parents deserve the thanks (0)
- 06: aren’t you supposed to kneel anyway? (0)
- 06: but…god didn’t really write the bible (0)
- 06: never been in a pub like that (0)
- 06: some more s&m lovers (0)
- 06: the dark side of the moon (0)
- 05: hitchens would disagree (0)
- 05: cheat your fellow man, not god (0)
- 05: but was she REALLY deaf? (0)
- 05: fruit can talk (0)
- 05: petty prayers (0)
- 05: dictionaries can help with those big words (0)
- 05: creation "museum" trip (0)
- 05: act now, don’t pay shipping and handling (0)
- 05: Quote of the Day (0)
- 05: good boy, now sit! (0)
- 04: yes, brainwash your children (0)
- 04: what about water or air? (0)
- 04: what, like ingenious torture methods? (0)
- 04: indoctrinating children…sick bastards (0)
- 04: hiding in the closet? (0)
- 04: rent control jesus (0)
- 04: Quote of the Day (0)
- 03: like a coffee cake? (0)
- 03: bad breath deity (0)
- 03: wtf? (0)
- 03: hairdresser jesus (0)
- 03: church and change? interesting (0)
- 03: numerology and other quack pseudosciences (0)
- 03: some type of inner struggle? (0)
- 03: Quote of the Day (0)
- 02: Quote of the Day (0)
- 01: Quote of the Day (0)
- July 2009 (149)
- 30: Quote of the Day (0)
- 29: what’s a baby going to do about it? (0)
- 29: jesus means interracial foot hygiene (0)
- 29: is this a lame attempt at a dirty joke? (0)
- 29: do you prefer girth or length? (0)
- 29: evil nasty people cause bad weather in the united states (0)
- 29: a confused christian (0)
- 29: should someone alert local authorities? (0)
- 29: optimism (0)
- 28: yeah, it probably was (0)
- 28: yes, people like you (0)
- 28: jesus the barista (0)
- 27: and the proof you offer? (0)
- 27: anorexic brides? (0)
- 27: no, it’s disturbing (0)
- 27: jet lag will do this to you (0)
- 27: he gets around (0)
- 27: …or at least tolerable (0)
- 27: breakfast of champions (0)
- 26: another masochist (0)
- 26: could it have gone badly? (0)
- 26: true, you’ve not evolved (0)
- 26: the world health organization has no record of this (0)
- 26: hate those non-jesus christian churches (0)
- 26: jesus a programmable assassin? (0)
- 26: romance blossomed (0)
- 26: legalize marijuana! (0)
- 26: earthquake or porno film? (0)
- 26: jesus ‘n stuff (0)
- 25: or the hale-bopp comet (0)
- 25: only twelve? (0)
- 25: god the entertainer (0)
- 25: your kids are in prison? (0)
- 25: you’re still going to hell (0)
- 25: um, without jesus there would be no christianity (0)
- 25: jesus not just for the rich anymore (0)
- 25: didn’t kelly ripa replace kathy lee? (0)
- 25: an awkward fox news moment (0)
- 24: the atheist blogroll likes us too (0)
- 24: yes, all state dinners are byob (0)
- 24: yes, it is (0)
- 24: is that a first class stamp? (0)
- 24: more petty prayers (0)
- 24: a masochist of some sort (0)
- 24: leadership stuff (0)
- 24: god is not great (0)
- 24: biblical misogyny (0)
- 24: i’m very important (0)
- 24: avoid god like the plague (0)
- 24: please come again (0)
- 24: it’s actually the year of the ox (0)
- 23: she’s not just a pretty face (0)
- 23: whoredom (0)
- 23: priorities… (0)
- 23: seems like an equal choice (0)
- 23: like summer ice hockey? (0)
- 23: you don’t make it sound like it is a choice… (0)
- 23: more petty prayers (0)
- 23: help with what? (0)
- 23: minty jesus (0)
- 23: office manager jesus (0)
- 23: god’s up to something (0)
- 23: the out campaign likes us (0)
- 22: jesus has a stalker (0)
- 22: jesus and the light switch (0)
- 22: petty prayers (0)
- 22: synchronized swimming is better (0)
- 22: god loves facebook quizzes (0)
- 21: why the "great flood" did not create the grand canyon (0)
- 21: separation of church and state (0)
- 20: he wants to "know" her (0)
- 20: the old bait and switch (0)
- 20: good question (0)
- 20: was it in the job description? (0)
- 20: examples please? (0)
- 20: baby jesus car alarm (0)
- 20: jesus prefers his zune (0)
- 20: used car salesman (0)
- 20: newlyweds (0)
- 20: neo is not the chosen one (0)
- 19: hate everyone but me (0)
- 19: leaving on a jet plane (0)
- 19: peanut butter jesus (0)
- 19: can these thoughts be separated? (0)
- 19: this makes a lot of sense actually (0)
- 19: divorce lawyer jesus (0)
- 19: sunday sunday sunday (0)
- 19: slurpee heaven (0)
- 19: lady gaga’s in trouble (0)
- 19: nazi book burners (0)
- 18: the genealogy of jesus (0)
- 17: nascar jesus (0)
- 17: good to know (0)
- 17: looks like everyone’s a little high (0)
- 17: freudian slip? (0)
- 17: yes, it does….. (0)
- 17: like a colon cleanse? (0)
- 17: impromptu bible study (0)
- 17: jesus the wedding planner (0)
- 17: jesus or nyquil…either work apparently (0)
- 17: is this tweep threatening tiger woods? (0)
- 17: feeling insecure (0)
- 16: Blog News (0)
- 16: the sex will kill ya (0)
- 16: the bible is confusing (0)
- 16: have you found jesus? (0)
- 16: no alcoholic vegans here (0)
- 16: hindu jesus (0)
- 16: uh-oh…I’m still here? part 3 (0)
- 16: nautical rapture ready alarm clocks (0)
- 16: "uh-oh…I’m still here?" part 2 (0)
- 16: jesus is a slave driver (0)
- 16: this is all news? (0)
- 16: what about the queen? (0)
- 15: need clarification, please (0)
- 15: who used all the hot water? (0)
- 15: people call me a godless liberal like it’s a bad thing (0)
- 15: get 400 followers a day at this site (0)
- 15: but the magic eight ball is best (0)
- 15: no snacks for you (0)
- 15: jesus knows how to milk the hotel industry (0)
- 14: it was last week, you were left behind (0)
- 14: lost that ‘new car’ smell already (0)
- 14: be all that you can be…unless jesus says no (0)
- 14: vengance is fun (0)
- 14: heathens are not litterbugs (0)
- 14: i feel like chicken tonight (0)
- 14: cup of jesus, stat (0)
- 14: it’s a hard knock life (0)
- 14: specifics are coming (0)
- 14: uh-oh…I’m still here? (0)
- 14: the cold sores are a clue (0)
- 14: she’s a whore, dude (0)
- 14: jesus likes a clean house (0)
- 13: wait, let me grab my bag (0)
- 13: uncle sam wants you (0)
- 13: I prefer mayo (0)
- 13: prunes are best (0)
- 13: suicidal babies (0)
- 13: how do you know? (0)
- 13: after rapture petcare (0)
- 13: make a wish and forward to 11 people (0)
- 13: thousands of commandments (0)
- 13: origin of the female species (0)
- 13: pastor is a naturalist (0)
- 13: park ranger jesus (0)
- 12: afterglow (0)
- 12: god is a pain in the back (0)
- 12: god is a night-owl (0)
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